I want to know if I'm the only one who gets the pre-recorded robot customer service rep. The first time it happened, it was over the phone. We had B of A at the time (just when I started college) and they lost one of my paychecks. We ended up overdrawn, and they wouldn't own their mistake. My boss cut me another check, but it was already the weekend. Well, all weekend, they kept charging me overdraft fees for checks that went through. i called them up and asked them why they didn't put my check through, but they put all the others through. The guy kept repeating "we don't do electronic transfers on the weekend". I'd point out to him that they do, in fact, do electronic transfers on the weekend and I have the ever growing negative balance to prove it. all he could do is fall back on his insistence that they didn't. Very few things will move me to quit a bank or a service, but this kind of thing usually does.
Now, I thought it had to be the phone people. Maybe this was a dude in India who could only repeat one phrase in a perfect American accent. But then it happened to me live and in person. My wife had ordered us some Christmas ornaments with our pictures on them from Wal Mart. Can't have enough of those. So we waited and waited for them to come in. Since she ordered them on line, we expected the UPS guy to bring them. But they didn't. She emailed the comany and they said we could pick them up at our local Super Wal Mart. We'd pop in there from time to time and it wasn't there either. Finally, Christmas Eve rolled around and I had to head down there for my typical last minute shopping. The ornaments still weren't in, so I cruised over to customer service to cancel the order and perhaps get my money back. The straight C student behind the counter had no idea what to do, so he called the manager over. This guy, the manager of the Super Wal Mart, informed me there was nothing he could do because they were not...wait for it..."affiliated" with WalMart.com. I kinda let it slide and said I'd be fine with store credit or at least a cancellation. I didn't want those stupid things coming in sometime in February. But, he repeated the line "we're not affiliated with Walmart.com. So, I had to give him a vocabulary lesson right there in front of dozens of impatient shoppers on Christmas Eve. I said as loudly as I could muster, in the same voice I use with an indolent student, "Affiliated is the exact word to describe the relationship between this Wal Mart store and the online entity known as Walmart.com." He repeated himself. I expanded, "You are using that word because you think it means the you are not the same as Walmart.com, but that's not what it means. You are not the same, but you are, in fact, affiliated given that you are owned by the same company."
He said, "Okay, we're not the same."
And that's why I still shop at Wal Mart.
My Mind is Clean
Now, I thought it had to be the phone people. Maybe this was a dude in India who could only repeat one phrase in a perfect American accent. But then it happened to me live and in person. My wife had ordered us some Christmas ornaments with our pictures on them from Wal Mart. Can't have enough of those. So we waited and waited for them to come in. Since she ordered them on line, we expected the UPS guy to bring them. But they didn't. She emailed the comany and they said we could pick them up at our local Super Wal Mart. We'd pop in there from time to time and it wasn't there either. Finally, Christmas Eve rolled around and I had to head down there for my typical last minute shopping. The ornaments still weren't in, so I cruised over to customer service to cancel the order and perhaps get my money back. The straight C student behind the counter had no idea what to do, so he called the manager over. This guy, the manager of the Super Wal Mart, informed me there was nothing he could do because they were not...wait for it..."affiliated" with WalMart.com. I kinda let it slide and said I'd be fine with store credit or at least a cancellation. I didn't want those stupid things coming in sometime in February. But, he repeated the line "we're not affiliated with Walmart.com. So, I had to give him a vocabulary lesson right there in front of dozens of impatient shoppers on Christmas Eve. I said as loudly as I could muster, in the same voice I use with an indolent student, "Affiliated is the exact word to describe the relationship between this Wal Mart store and the online entity known as Walmart.com." He repeated himself. I expanded, "You are using that word because you think it means the you are not the same as Walmart.com, but that's not what it means. You are not the same, but you are, in fact, affiliated given that you are owned by the same company."
He said, "Okay, we're not the same."
And that's why I still shop at Wal Mart.
My Mind is Clean
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We will never buy another hyndai.
wag-a-muffin, on 28 April 2012 - 09:59 PM, said:
Wow, the economy in S. Korea must be really great to treat customers like that.
Joe the Pagan, on 28 April 2012 - 10:39 PM, said:
And I was fine with that. But for him to ignorantly repeat the same phrase over and over, that's just poor customer service. At least he finally admitted it.
Why can't B&N stores order video games?
Loudly I tell the guy to put the caller on hold and I get looked at like I'm a flat worm.
In every instance I've gone directly to the store manager and haranged on them telling them their training sucks. I tell them that they need to impress on their sales reps that I'm a lot more important than the guy on the phone because I'm standing in front of them with money in my pocket ready to spend it, I'm not on the phone wanting the price of a box of something.
Wyn, on 28 April 2012 - 11:15 PM, said:
So true. I'll walk out on anyone who does that. It happened to me at an optometrist in our local mall. I walked up to the desk to see when i could get in, and she took a phone call right in the middle of my question. And it sounded like a personal call. I just turned around and split. They just lost five people forever.
searcher, on 29 April 2012 - 12:00 AM, said:
I feel you. I never do that if it's any consolation.
searcher, on 29 April 2012 - 12:00 AM, said:
I was putting books away when I had a guy in the same aisle talking loudly on his cell phone. As I am walking away I hear him say I'm in a book store I'm looking for a book. Then I hear him yell EXCUSE ME I SAID I WAS LOOKING FOR A BOOK. I turn around and he is staring at me with his cell phone cradled against his shoulder so the person on the other end would not have to hear him yell.
Joe the Pagan, on 29 April 2012 - 12:48 AM, said:
searcher, on 29 April 2012 - 12:00 AM, said:
I asked for customer service stories.
Got called, and I quote, "Blue eyed, blonde-haired (untrue, red) white-devil cracker" by an irate Indian customer because I 1. Wouldn't let him haggle on a cellphone and 2. Wouldn't give him the employee discount on a cellphone as he wasn't an employee.
Or got chided by a fat white-trasher for telling her kids to quit having sword-fights with the cellphones we had on display.
wag-a-muffin, on 28 April 2012 - 09:59 PM, said:
I have had two Hyundai Santa Fes and have never had a problem with service. The first, a 2003, never had a problem except while on a trip the tape deck ate a tape. I took the car in and the dealer removed the deck and replaced it. Two weeks later, I got the tape back.
We're now AT&T customers. Family and friends know not to say Comcast in my presence.
searcher, on 29 April 2012 - 12:00 AM, said:
I fully understand and don't blame you one bit for walking away. What they did is just plain rude and they have no clue they're being rude.
Wyn, on 28 April 2012 - 11:15 PM, said:
I was at Lowes recently buying a floor drain. There was a plumber/contractor buying a bunch of stuff and a lowes plumbing guy writing it all down. Over the loud speaker they announce for someone in plumbing to take a call and the lowes guy just turned and starting walking away. The plumber/contracted yelled "hey, where the f#ck are you going? I'm here spending money", the lowes guy never even slowed down, he just kept on going.