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Good Morning Fails

Language warning...just turn off the sound until you get to the bike kid.



I've been hurt badly many times, but I don't recall moaning like that. Why do some people moan and wail like that while others just grunt and growl?

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Just wondering:



Why do people think that weddings need to be entertaining? What’s with the big cakes, big hair, pounding music, flashing lights, MCs, and all the ritualistic nonsense? Toss the bouquet, toss the garter, toss your cookies… stupid people tricks with groomsmen… the bunny hop!… what a way to start a life together.



Why is it funny when people hurt themselves? Is it funny when you hurt yourself? Stubbed toe, broken arm, eating the windshield because you weren’t wearing a seatbelt… that’s not funny, that’s tragic. Even schadenfreude is about satisfaction… (“He [supposedly] deserved it”)… not humor; that’s just sadistic.



Why do so many people have trouble understanding cats? Here’s a good starting point: Cats Are Not Dogs… no, really. If they want to be touched they’ll let you know; such as crawling on top of you, rubbing against your ankle, sprawling across your keyboard, and using other quite imaginative methods. They can be the world’s best attention whores when they want to be; otherwise don’t touch them. My sister-in-law saw their large saved-from-outdoors-as-a-kitten tomcat licking my finger and warned me: “Careful, he’s just tenderizing you.” But I know when to withdraw and was not bitten… I mean the cat not my sister-in-law.



Finally a lesson about trust: “I’ve never done this before; my friend says it doesn’t hurt.”

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Weddings are supposed to be celebrations, not funerals.

It's not funny to me when I get hurt at the time. But it is later. In my family, we crack up over the stories from when we were kids, and they usually involve some sort of injury.

Cats are evil. They do not always give you signals. I had an idiot cat that would voluntarily crawl into your lap and then claw your face even though you weren't trying to hold him.
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Mr. Naron, on 15 May 2012 - 08:43 PM, said:

Weddings are supposed to be celebrations, not funerals. […]


Really? Are those the only 2 possible settings? Wedding or funeral? No shades of grey in between? Then again you’re probably right… the coffee, cake, cocktails, and occasional intra-table napkin-twirling competitions all happen after the funeral, not during.



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It's not funny to me when I get hurt at the time. But it is later. In my family, we crack up over the stories from when we were kids, and they usually involve some sort of injury. […]


That’s kind of personal and nostalgic; nothing wrong with that. Would it be as funny if it was posted on U2b?



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Cats are evil. They do not always give you signals. I had an idiot cat that would voluntarily crawl into your lap and then claw your face even though you weren't trying to hold him. […]


See above re: “attention whores”.



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