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From PJ Tatler:

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He [Dr. Izzat Atiya] said that if a woman fed a male colleague “directly from her breast” at least five times they would establish a family bond and thus be allowed to be alone together at work. “Breast feeding an adult puts an end to the problem of the private meeting, and does not ban marriage,” he ruled. “A woman at work can take off the veil or reveal her hair in front of someone whom she breastfed.”


This is a legal ruling from ANOTHER PLANET. We are not alone, people. Evidently, an alien race crashed down somewhere in the Arabian peninsula in the 7th century and proceeded to graft itself upon the human race there. It has continued unabated with a few notable exceptions.

If we end up surviving this alien invasion, the Crusades and the War on Terror are going to be hailed as heroic moments when the human race stood up for truth, justice and not being crazy.

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Memo to HR: Henceforth, all female employees or potential hires are required to expose their breasts five times to me to maintain employment eligibility.

Well, okay, if that's the fatwah. But I'm thinking I might get some pushback from the Oregon Department of Labor.




Oh. Wait a minute. I'm Quaker, and we don't have fatwahs. Darn. I knew I should have taken that job with Halliburton when they moved their HQ to the middle east.
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Why am I suddenly feeling like Douglas Reynholm on the IT crowd?
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Adam Smithee, on 04 June 2012 - 07:31 PM, said:

Why am I suddenly feeling like Douglas Reynholm on the IT crowd?

Have you jumped out of any windows lately?
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Mr. Naron, on 04 June 2012 - 07:41 PM, said:

Adam Smithee, on 04 June 2012 - 07:31 PM, said:

Why am I suddenly feeling like Douglas Reynholm on the IT crowd?
Have you jumped out of any windows lately?


That was Denholm Reynholm.



Father !!!!
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Season 2 episode 2, "Return of the golden child".
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Adam Smithee, on 04 June 2012 - 07:51 PM, said:

Season 2 episode 2, "Return of the golden child".


Right. So have you dated any women from Iran lately?
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Doesn't fit into my Space Star Ordering system.
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My God, can this religion get any stranger?

Adam, I thought you wrote "space, time continuum" then I noticed the word 'star'... I must get some weight off my chest so I can read better!
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This can't be for real, can it?
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One more thing: what about those of us who a... oh, nevermind... :whistling:
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The logic of these children NEVER seems to fail to amaze me.
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1.) Time to dust off the Dolly Parton jokes.

2.) Thank God you don't work for the State Department should shariah law be imposed.....

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Howsithangin, on 05 June 2012 - 02:19 AM, said:

One more thing: what about those of us who a... oh, nevermind... :whistling:



Did you HAVE to go there?
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