I HATE CHANGE!
Posted by wag-a-muffin, Feb 7 2010, 08:43 PM
Photo bucket and my computer are currently incompatible.
Hopefully I can remedy this.
If not. It was fun doing cartoons while it lasted.
No, I'm sure I can fix this. It will just take some time.
If you cannot see cartoons but see a "photo bucket deleted this" type message, please hit refresh. If you still cannot see a toon, give me a few days. If (after a few days) you STILL can't see a toon, PM me.
Thanks.
Pagan/Muffin Toon: Obama's First Press Conference After Brown's Election
Posted by wag-a-muffin, Jan 20 2010, 09:50 AM
Thank you Joe the Pagan (who also thanks Red Dwarf for the punch line.)
Muffin Toon: Another UnInvited Guest In The White House
Posted by wag-a-muffin, Jan 15 2010, 10:58 AM
At great peril to his life, my crack (not a drug reference)
toon blood (not a gang related reference) hound, Chip Chip
smuggled out this toon video of the latest presidential emergency conference.
Please note:
the woman in the pink towel is NOT a member of any Qur’an reading religious group.
She was (most likely) interrupted for this meeting while showering
and has such great love and respect for her president that she rushed immediately when he called.
Thank you Gertie, for posting this article.
Obma School Song
Posted by wag-a-muffin, Jan 6 2010, 02:00 PM
Did you see this thread about the proposed school named after Barack Obama?
Well, here is the school's song!
Obama's A God--Can't You See?
To the tune of Sam Cooke's What a Wonderful World It Would Be
Don't know much about history
But I do know Che's philosophy
Who know's who won World War Two
Bush equals evil, I know that's true
And I do know Dick will waterboard you
And I do know that he'd torture me too
Obama's a god, you will see
Don't know much about rising debt
I've never had to work till I sweat
Don't you know that healthcare's a right?
Pray for single payer system every night
And I don't know that one and one is two
Advanced Math for me, is just to hard to do
Obama's a god, you will see
Now I don't claim to know my Alinsky
But I'm trying, you'll see
Maybe by being an Alinsky baby
I can win you over to me
Don't know much about the Cold War time
But I do know that Palin's a slime
Don't want to worry 'bout gettin' a job
Unless maybe as an AFCSME slob
But I do know that you'll pay for me
That is my basic philosopy
Obama's a god, you will see
La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(Give me your dough)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(So says our VP, Joe)
La ta ta ta ta ta ta
(Your money we took)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(Don't bother to look)
But I do know that you'll get screwed
Don't give any of your attitude
Obama's a god, you will see
by Opus313
ChipChip Quiz: Can YOU tell an educated Teen from an Uneducated One?
Posted by wag-a-muffin, Jan 6 2010, 12:17 PM
This interesting Thread --link-- started me thinking. Just how does one tell an educated teen from an uneducated one? Since all liberals are brighter, smarter, and darn it, just more knowledgeable than me (or Chip Chip) we invited noted journalist to guest in today's toon so he can explain it to us. It was his idea to give you all this pop quiz--since he knows most of you on this site are conservatives he's sure you'll all flunk.
Lauren is a 19 year old junior at
the University of Idaho.
She works part time as a
calculus tutor, has read
"The Federalist Papers,"
and listens to Glenn Beck.
Definition: uneducated.
Sissy is a 19 year old Mongolian Dance Studies
major at Berkeley.
She can't find Iowa on a US map
and gets all her news from Jon Stewart.
Definition: educated.
Instructions from your examiner:
Now that I've given you the sample questions, here is the test.
It will be graded. Your score will earn either respect or caustic scorn from
my fellow journalists, so please be sheep-like consistent with your answers. 
1.) Randy is a 19 year old communications major at Big Time State.
He is attending college on an athletic scholarship
despite the fact that he thinks the Capital of California is "C."
He voted for Obama.
Definition?
2.) This is BethCandy. She is an 18 year old freshman at U of Santa Cruz.
Her major is Political Science. She hasn't gone to class yet this
semester. Instead she spends all her time at political rallies.
She is concerned that if Bush isn't voted out of office soon
he will ruin the economy, ecological balance, and women's reproduction
issues for the future.
Definition?
3.) This is Tuu Faatali. He is a Samoan 19 year old young man
on full scholarship to the University of Utah.
He plays rugby and has a 3.4 average.
He attended a tea party in September.
He held a home made sign that read:
We are not your ATM!
Definition?
4.) Her name is Bahamas St. Croix.
She is 16.
Her daddy is loaded.
Che is her hero.
She's never worked a day in her life.
She's never studied for a class.
Definition?
5.) This is Frank Franks and his wife, Patches.
He is going to school studying Marital (marriage) Law.
Definition?
Extra Credit: Our mystery student went to harvard, but we don't know his GPA.
He thinks giving money to pork projects will stimulate our economy.
He chose a tax cheat to be his treasury secretary.
AND he thought Joe Biden was a good choice for vice president.
Definition?