How to Speak Douchebag

Posted by GI JANE, Jan 13 2010, 09:57 PM

Background:
Hat Tip to Byron York at The Washington Examiner.

The video is a leftwingnut slap at the Tea (Taxed Enough Already) Party movement. Fiore uses hackneyed insults to “poke fun” at Americans who are fed up with the current bunch of autocrats who occupy the White House, Congress, and Senate. “Tea Bag,” the video concludes, “Because other languages are just too hard.”

Here’s my response to Fiore’s cute little video.

“How to Speak Douchebag”

Learning to speak “Douchebag” isn’t very hard. You can become fluent in Douchebag in no time at all by simply listening to the instructional examples put forth by the Democratic Party.

It’s so easy, even an NPR fan can do it.

Lesson One: When you encounter terms used by ObamaCare opponents like “23.7 trillion dollar deficit”, “tax increases”, “penalties for not buying government-controlled health care insurance”, “health care rationing”, “unfair burden on future generations”, “decline in the quality of health care”, and “have you actually read the bill?”, respond with the Douchebag repartee: "You bitter, gun-clinging, racist!".

Lesson Two: If you’re having trouble convincing ObamaCare opponents that the STATE knows what’s good for them, resort to the ‘marginalization’ techniques practiced by Douchebags like Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.):



And Harry Reid:



And Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer:



Ignorant Tea Party rednecks need to understand that disrupting the facts and differing views of real American Douchebags, is un-American.

Lesson Three: Don’t be discouraged when one of them points to the SEIU’s influence over policy, or the special interest groups tied to ObamaCare like PHARMA, AMA, and the AARP. Just use the Douchebag axiom: “You hate Obama because he’s our first Black President, you racist!”

Lesson Four: When a Tea Party protester objects to the government coming in between them and their health care choices, tell them they’re just “paranoid” and some kind of “KKK kook”.

If all else fails, use the standard: It’s all BUSH’s fault!” or “You know why? Shut up, that’s why!”

Douchebag…because the reality of patriotic Americans who oppose socialism and support the U.S. Constitution, is just too hard to deal with.

The Democrats' Assault on America

Posted by GI JANE, Dec 22 2009, 12:10 PM

Something unprecedented has happened in our history. An American president, in concert with media cronies and a Democratic majority in Congress and Senate, has launched an all out assault on the American people.

Instead of focusing their animosity on Islamic terrorists, they're targeting us.

Barack Obama and his Democrat contingency in Congress and Senate are stomping all over the Constitution and dismantling individual rights. They believe they are above the law. They are arrogant, smug, self-absorbed, conceited autocrats who circumvent the Constitution behind closed doors and away from the American public.

He’s trying to ramrod detrimental laws down our throats. His cabinet is stuffed with muslim extremists and far left czars who seem to operate independently and at will. The main stream media is at Obama’s beck and call, and his staff runs a White House internet site for snitches. Mark Lloyd, the Communications Diversity “czar” in the FCC, believes that freedom of speech is ‘overrated’. Not only does he want to limit the First Amendment, but he would like to tailor it to fit Obama’s “communication policies”.

Obama has engaged in a wholesale economic slaughter of bank bailouts, huge “stimulus” payoffs to special interests, seizure of private industry, and presenting this country with trillions of dollars in new debt. Forget ‘wealth re-distribution’, he’s already started wealth confiscation….AIG, Chrysler, GM, and the assortment of banks and other private industries is just the tip of the iceberg.

There’s your “change”; work hard, make money, and Obama will “spread your wealth”.

An American President is supposed to have American interests at the heart of our foreign policy.
Tough diplomacy backed up with decisive action, has been replaced with kowtowing to the world’s despots. Obama makes Jimmy Carter look ‘presidential’.
His vacillating on Afghanistan puts the lives of American troops in danger and gives the Taliban encouragement to simply wait out the storm while THE ONE takes his time formulating a ’strategy’. As for the military, I can attest to the fact that the majority of service members do not like Obama or his dismissive, arrogant attitude.

Democrat politicians spew epithets of “nazi” , “racist”, and “evil mongers” at their own constituents, who dare to question or get angry at the way this country is being destroyed. Their idea of “debate” is to use town halls as their soapbox for a one-way lecture; a platform for the Democrats to dictate policy, not as an open forum. They sic SEIU thugs and media hacks on protesters to squelch dissent. When we protested against the Democratic push for government-controlled health care, we were told by our own elected officials to “sit down and shut up.” That’s when we took off the kid gloves and put on the brass knuckles. That’s why they’re cancelling meetings, locking their doors, and closing the curtains when we confront them on their rubber stamping the policies of a dangerous socialist megalomaniac.

The White House occupant is a Marxist who was schooled by a corrupt Chicago political machine, and Saul Alinsky’s Rules For Radicals. His friends, colleagues, supporters, and mentors include: ACORN, The (socialist) New Party, Jeremiah Wright, William Ayers, Frank Marshall Davis, Tony Rezko, Hugo Chavez, Daniel Ortega, Van Jones, CAIR, The Muslim Brotherhood, Arab American Action Network, The New Black Panthers, PLO operatives like Rashid Khalidi, and terrorist fundraisers like Hatem El-Hady.

A veritable conglomeration of miscreants.

Pay close attention to their words and deeds. Study their backgrounds. Examine Obama and the people with whom he surrounds himself. He is a stupid, dangerous individual, with terrorists and Marxists for friends, associates, and supporters. They are hellbent on destroying the fabric of this country.

For decades the Democrats have depended on the “victimized” minority segment of American society. They want those victims, moreover, they need those victims. If the black and hispanic community ever woke up to the fact that their purpose in life is to function as tools for the democratic machine, an entire voting bloc would disintegrate.

Last I checked we were supposed to be a Democratic Republic. The politicians, Democrats in particular, sure are acting as if we’re not. They are anti-free market enterprise and are determined to turn America into a Banana Republic.

Those of us who predicted this Socialist train wreck, and worked diligently to stop it from being elected, are now being joined by those who once thought Obama was the second coming of Christ.

I’m an American citizen, a retired Army Sergeant First Class, and taxpayer. I have no “special interests” other than preserving what was promised in the Bill of Rights and Constitution. I don’t receive millions of dollars in lobbying funds, and I don’t qualify for welfare or a bailout.

Whenever the government spends beyond our means, we pay the price. The more government legislates its way into our lives, the less rights we have.

The “reform” I’d like to see is a return to free market enterprise, the Bill of Rights, and Constitution. As of 20 January 2009, all three have been suspended.

The citizens of the United States of America will have to hit rock bottom before they are forced off their collective asses, and do something about the way they get pushed around by Big Brother Obama.

I will raise hell right along side my compatriots until my government returns to the principles outlined in the founding of this country.

If you believe in those principles, join the fight. If you don’t, you’re in for a hell of a fight.

Greetings to the Socialist-in-Chief 20 January, 2009

Posted by GI JANE, Jan 20 2009, 11:48 AM

To quote those bimbos, the Dixie Twits, I’m ‘not ready to make nice’.

We just spent 8 years listening to vile, rancid, visceral BDS every single day from HuffPo, DailyKos, and the MSM. Years of gutter journalism, anti-American hatespeech, and a concerted effort on the part of the malevolent Left to eviscerate this country, has proven that we need to fight tooth and nail to take our country back.

To all the morons who suddenly have a new-found ‘pride’ in America now that a socialist is in the White House:

Old Glory represents people far better than you—the veterans and those still serving—who earned your right to live your life in as much ignorance as you wish. When the next Republican president is elected, you can go back to flying your Soviet rags while you lament the loss of your communist utopia, as demonstrated by participants in your little Obama victory rallies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah-I1wWw2HA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Sou5TQUZA

Since the 2000 election, we were saturated with indignant leftwing turds telling us that ‘dissent is patriotic’ and we should ‘question authority’. This was done throughout a time of war, no less.

Well, no less important is the questioning and dissent from those opposed to the coming socialist regime.

On that note:

You’ll notice that not one single leftwing pissant who trolls on here and other conservative sites, ever pops up on a patriotic thread praising the military, or acknowledges success of Bush’s counterterrorism efforts which kept this country safe. Not one of them has the decency to thank or appreciate the troops who fight Islamic terrorists hellbent on a world Caliphate.

But you can bet your ass they will post every mealy-mouthed anti-military/anti-U.S. diatribe they can muster.

I half-expect it from foreign douche bags who usually hate us except when it’s time to pull them out of an economic crisis, natural disaster, or rescue them from invaders. What’s worse is putting up with homegrown malfeasants who rely on the sacrifice of those they despise, but would never move to another country.

Plan on having us scutinize and raise hell about Obama’s policies, who he associates with, and how he got into power, for the next four years. He’s a charlatan and an empty suit who will take this country to hell in a socialist handbasket.

Is it too soon to demand impeachment?

Farewell to President George Walker Bush

Posted by GI JANE, Jan 20 2009, 11:46 AM

Farewell to President George Walker Bush 19 January 2009

President Bush,

Your tenure as wartime President was difficult and filled with obstacles from the Democrats and their media hacks. But as you pointed out, you did not tailor decisions based on popularity.

A critique:

On foreign policy:

You showed true grit and courage by ridding the planet of at least two terrorist safe-havens and the Islamofascist malignancy that held power. You picked up the gauntlet thrown by Islamic thugs in Iraq and Afghanistan and shoved it up their asses, but overall, you were too restrained.

I wish to hell you had fought back just as hard against all of the acrid, foul-mouthed liberals who denied (READ: ignored) the reasons as to why we’re in Iraq and Afghanistan. You could have pointed out all the news reports of the discovered WMDs (including the yellowcake Hussein supposedly never had) , and his support of terrorist groups. You should have rammed the al Qadea and Taliban presence in both those countries down the Dem’s throats, and told them point blank, the war on Islamofascism starts there.

You should have extended that approach to the effetes in Europe who accomodate Islamic extremists within their own borders, and jeer from the sidelines rather than pitch in for the survival of Western civilization.

Long after our re-deployment, the cesspool that is the Middle East will continue to spawn the kind of excrement that viciously attacked America on 9/11.
Just as the unfinished business in Desert Storm resulted in our return, so too will leaving the rest of the terrorist nation-states in the Middle East unscathed.

I’d have leveled several Middle Eastern countries on 12 September, 2001. That is how you fight a jihad. But I’m a former Soldier, not a politician.

On domestic issues:

What disgusted me was your lax attitude on border security. You did not push hard enough for a crackdown on illegal aliens and a border fortress. Instead, you pandered to Felipe Calderon and his predecessor, Vincente Fox.

Your decision to allow your ‘dear friend’ Johnny Sutton to maliciously prosecute two Border Agents, Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean for doing their jobs, is a travesty. (http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/jan/13/a-dear-friends-justice/)

I was also sickened by your acquiescence to the union/auto industry/banking/Freddie Mac/Fannie Mae bailout crowd.

I wish you had rallied the Republican party by showing more support and returning to the tenets of the conservative base, and that of the constituents.

Having said that, John McCain lost the election even among Republicans, for those very reasons.

Bottom line: I will defend you for all of the good things you accomplished and level criticism for the things you left unfinished.

Good luck, President Bush. I wish you and your family a healthy, happy life.

Welcome to Obamanation

Posted by GI JANE, Nov 5 2008, 09:40 AM

Looks like the ACORN cheating paid off. This newly anointed moron will make Jimmy Carter and Bubba Clinton’s disastrous domestic policies, foreign policy debacles, and malicious pursuit to eviscerate the military, pale in comparison.

No self-respecting Democratic Republic will give legitimacy to a socialist president, but then no self-respecting democratic Republic would permit someone like Obama to be a Senator, let alone Presidential candidate.

The bulk of ‘first time voters’ were bribed skid row drunks, college-aged kids who cast their ballot for an MTV icon, and blacks who voted for Obama because of his ethnicity. Then there are the requisite liberals–black, white, and Hispanic–who will vote for a Democrat, regardless.
It was no landslide–the popular vote was close-51.3 percent to 47.5 percent–but it demonstrates that at least 51.3 percent of these voters have no problem with defecating on their own country.

The Republicans engineered our defeat by nominating a candidate who strayed from the base, and is lousy on illegal immigration. It didn’t help that GOP members participated in the bailout, further alienating the conservative electorate.

Domestic policy:

Obama and his Democrat majority will increase taxes and spending. They will carry out their threat to take money from taxpayers and give money to those who do not pay taxes, let alone work. The trillion dollars he plans on spending will be a drop in the bucket before he’s through.
It won’t take long before the economy collapses completely.

Since the liberals are so enthusiastic about ’spreading the wealth’, there’s an abundance of filthy rich Democrat politicians, supporters, contributors, entertainers, and moguls like George Soros, who can afford to do just that.
If they’re going to penalize people who earned the American dream, and give to those who have not, they’d better start forking over the dough. Republicans aren’t the only ones who supposedly ‘got rich off the backs of the poor’.

I live in Lorain, about 30 miles west of Cleveland. The entire region of NE Ohio has been a democratic cesspool for decades, and the union hacks just don’t understand why the Steel Mill and the Ford Plant are virtual ghost towns. It’s <censored>ing depressing to see how dilapidated Lorain has become.
They really think that Mr. Hopey Changytude will rob the ‘evil, oppressive, rich, white’ corporations, and come through the neighborhood with a sack full of money like a ghetto Santa Claus.

I’m a retired U.S. Soldier. I AM Joe the Plumber. I’m sick to death of moonbats flinging the race card because they’ve run out of excuses for lazy, unmotivated, professional welfare recipients who blame everything on their skin color. Speaking of which, their boy Obama sat in a church for 20 years listening to the very wealthy Rev Jeremiah (god-damn America) Wright spew all kinds of hateful racist crap against ‘whitey’ and Jews. Wright will probably pick up where he left off.

The trouble is there’s a whole culture in this country that is used to sucking off of the public teat. Why work or become self-reliant at all? The lower class, a longtime liberal contingent, is saturated with the idiotic idea that Democrats will take care of them from cradle to grave. There are people in this country who are stupid beyond words and keep re-electing human garbage like Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, John Murtha, Dennis Kucinich, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, Dick Durbin, John Conyers, and Charles Rangel. They’re the same ones who promise salvation for the masses, but never deliver.

Neal Boortz, the radio talk show host said that: “Republicans also failed to communicate a message that people could understand.” How do you communicate with culture of vapid sheeple who are used to being spoon fed rhetoric they want to hear, rather than what they needto hear?

They’re going to get a rude awakening when they realize the Obamessiah can’t walk on water, pay their mortgages, buy their gas, or for spring for their next bottle of Henessy.

National security:

America’s national security just took a big hit. Illegal aliens and terrorist cells that have already been crossing the border because there’s no real obstacle, now have an open invitation.
Expect another attack on this country by terrorists who now have that ‘change they can believe in’.
FISA will be null and void, law enforcement and the FBI will face severe restrictions on monitoring, arrest, and prosecution of terrorist cells and supporters living in the U.S.

Foreign policy:

Our war against Islamofacism will likely suffer, if not grind to a halt. American troops who fought so valiantly in the region of the world that breeds the terrorists who attacked this country, will now be forbidden to do what it takes to accomplish the mission and prosecuted for doing so.

The Eurotrash, North Korea, China, Venezuela, and Islamic comrades (Iran, in particular) are rejoicing in this latest tragicomic episode in American politics. We are now saddled with a corrupt, socialist, terrorist cavorting, narcissistic charlatan, who suits their agenda. Obamabots placed all of their faith and adoration into an empty suit with serious defects.

Obama will kowtow to all of the world’s malefactors, fulfilling his promise to ‘negotiate without pre-conditions’. To all the asshats who foolishly believe that being a pliant doormat will somehow make the United States a more “moral, respected, endearing, popular, positive role model”, brace yourselves.
It will only serve to encourage hostile nations, Islamic ones in particular, to take advantage of a deteriorated American political and economic system, rife with Democratic milksops.
This, of course, is supposed to improve our ‘world image’. If you think Clinton’s non-response to the numerous terrorist attacks on his watch gave al Qaeda the green light, Obama will be in the <censored>ing control tower giving the okay for take off.

But, there’s still business to attend to.

We will demand that Obama and his ACORN gang be brought to justice for voter fraud, racketeering, and abuse of law enforcement through intimidation of critics. The laws they broke during this campaign were blatant, numerous, and sanctioned by Obama and his staff.
The Department of Justice needs to get off its complacent ass and go after internal threats for a change.

We will be unrelenting in our call for the investigation of radical miscreants like William Ayers, and prosecution of any and all militant Islamic individuals, groups, and sects, including CAIR, Nation of Islam, and the AAAN (Arab American Action Network). They shouldn’t be allowed in this country to begin with, and the State Department needs to be held accountable for their presence.

We will continue to hammer the MSM leftwing mouthpieces–MSNBC, ABC, MBC, ABC, and CNN–for their rancid anti-American bias. We’ll also make sure the Democrat effetes in Congress and Senate, who got placed there by equally unconscionable constituents, continue to get the hell they so richly deserve.

We won’t forget which traitors in the Democratic Party and the MSM prostituted themselves through word and deed to the Islamofascists and the world’s Bolsheviks, because their hatred for the military, this country, and Republicans, overrides any sense of loyalty. You don’t need to question their patriotism when they show a complete lack of it on their own.

A special note to you Hollywood leftwingnuts like Whoopie Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, Akon, Babs Streisand, et al, who threatened to, but did not, leave the country for the last 2 elections if George Bush became President: You now have an excuse to stick around and run your mouths for at least 4 years before we kick your Obamessiah out of office.

We will be just as ‘civil’ and ‘respectful’ to an Obamanation administration as the frothing leftwing moonbats “tolerant, even-minded liberals” were during 8 years of the Bush administration.

To all the people who are unsure what we will face, you need to know what’s been installed in the White House. Welcome to 4 years of a Socialist America. Just don’t expect the rest of us to follow suit.