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Shortest Movie Reviews Ever

Prince Caspian: It was as good as the first Narnia movie. Eddie Izzard as Reepicheep--genius.
Iron Man: Best superhero movie by a long shot. Robert Downey Jr. proves that he's one of the best actors of his generation and he does it in an action flick. It will do for him what Pirates did for Johnny Depp.
X-Men 3: didn't suck one iota. What the hell do we want from our movies every time out, Citzen Cane? I hope not.
A History of Vilolence: I appreciate when porn has a plot, but not really a fan. Sorry.
Freedomland: Weird movie. Longest monologues I've ever seen in a film. Julliane Moore always looks like she's crying.
Just Like Heaven: Surprisingly good. Reese Witherspoon is cute and the lead male actor is funny. I liked the message about not giving up on life.
The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe: Best of the year. Definitely in my all time top five.
Christmas With the Cranks: I read Skipping Christmas, but I'll spare you the comparisons. What a great illustration of Classical Republicanism.
Chicken Little: Took Lo-Lo to her first movie, so I have no idea what it was about.
Robots: Watched it at my mom's, so I have no idea what it was about.
Crash: I know it's LA and all, but not that much happens in a year. Good movie.
Alexander: Be Cool was more accurate historically. And more interesting. And less gay.
Man of the House: Tommy Lee Jones. Hot cheerleaders. Plus the characteristic theme of Man of the House is the stasis, and eventually the genre, of poststructuralist language.
Miss Congeniality 2: I refuse to admit watching this and laughing a few times.
The Pacifier: Ditto.
Cinderella Man: Great movie. Very inspiring story. Breaks your heart if you have kids.
War of the Worlds: Very good. Tim Robbins gets taken into a room and beat to death. What could be better?
The Aviator: Show me all the blueprints, Show me all the blueprints, Show me all the blueprints, Show me all the blueprints, Show me all the blueprints, Show me all the blueprints... Howard Hughs was cool nutjob.
THX 1138: Uh, you think the Star War Prequals were bad... Even Duval couldn't redeem this glorified student film.
Racing Stripes: racing cripes! racing tripe! Even my kids got bored.
The Longest Yard: I liked it, but comedies with hip hop artists are now on my list of movie genres I won't see at the theater...along with horror.
Revenge of the Sith: Seven year old inner child 1... Jaded 35 year old 0. This one will get Lucas out of a few minutes of pergatory.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Not nearly as good as Being John Malkovich. Kind of predictable, too.
Spanglish: James L. Brooks always delivers
Mr. 3000: Bernie Mac is usually funny. Meh.
Napoleon Dynamite: Probably the coolest movie ever. Gahhh.
Be Cool: Be crap.
I Robot: Okay. Will Smith was awful.
A Day Without a Mexican: The Mexican version of The Judas Project or Left Behind
Return of the King (Extended): Outstanding
The Chronicles of Riddick: Not bad
Garden State: Merde
Friday Night Lights: I cried (seriously)
Meet the Fockers: Hoffman good
The Village: Not real scary, but cool

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What books are responsible for what you see on this page? Here's a small list:

The Gospels

Genesis

Proverbs and Ecclesiastes

Paul's Letter to the Romans

Paul's Epistles

(The rest of the Word)

The Screwtape Letters (C.S. Lewis)

The Pilgrim's Progress (John Bunyan)

The Conservative Mind (Russel Kirk)

The Road to Serfdom (F.A. Hayek)

The Closing of the American Mind (Alan Bloom)

The Kingdom of the Cults (Walter Martin)

Till We Have Faces (C.S. Lewis)

The Lord of the Rings (J.R.R. Tolkien)

Lonesome Dove (Larry McMurtry)

The Ancient Near East (ed. Pritchard)

Animal Farm (George Orwell)

Lad: A Dog (Albert Payson Terhune)

There are many more, but this is a good indication of what's rattling around in my brain. There's quite a bit of Leftist stuff in there from my college and grad school days, but it gets the crap beat out of it on a regular basis.

What is The Conservative Mindcleaner?

First Posted on Wed Jan 14, 2004

This blog is the dumping ground for my brain, not some nefarious mind control scheme. By cleaning my mind, I may find entertaining and perhaps, informative thoughts to share with all of you. Truth be told, I'm nervous because you all might see how little there is in my mind.

Anyway, this is my way of talking about all the stuff I want to without having to find someone to listen. See, I'm a bit opinionated. Even my mom thinks so. (Aren't moms supposed to find that cute?) I need to vent my opinions in order to spare my lovely wife, my swell kids and longsuffering friends and co-workers the constant stream of information and analysis I produce.

We're going to talk about politics, education, music, religion, pop culture and sports. I am a Christian conservative-high school teacher-metal head-football fan. For example, if this were week Four of the now waning NFL season, I might have written the following lament: Why do the Raiders have to play their rivals on Monday night? (relax, I know why) Why couldn't they play Chicago or Cleveland on MNF? The Raiders would easily beat them, and I wouldn't have to throw things and children at the TV. After the Raider's losses to both teams, you would have the Raider-hating pleasure of reading my rationalizations beginning with, "what had happened was..." But you won't have to worry too much about that. I'll save most of my rare football rants for next year’s Pop Warner action. My eight-year old handled his business.

I will often bring up the classroom because I'm a History teacher, but only to point out some bureaucratic nonsense or PC thuggery. Public schools are to political junkies what crack is to actual junkies: a cheap source from which to get one's fix. More often, I will make lame attempts to apply what I am currently reading to the day's events. I have a habit of reading books that are so far over my head that I have to read one sentence at a time, take a nap, then read the next sentence. In fact, the title of this blog is a play on Russell Kirk's The Conservative Mind, a perfect example of a book that's way over my head. Most often, I will throw out one of those completely weird connections I make between one thing and another that fooled my grade school principle into thinking I was gifted. What a sucker!

Lastly, I want the readers of this blog to know I am deeply humbled to be a part of your lives for as much or as little time as you can stand me. I will anticipate your feedback as a child does a Christmas present.

My mind is clean.


Big Surprises in Tropic Thunder

Posted by Mr. Naron, Aug 14 2008, 04:04 PM



The hype over this film could have killed it, but it didn't. The reason? They could have hyped even more. Going all the way back to the American Idol finale where Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black and Ben Stiller filled in as The Pips for a Gladys Night tribute, the three stars have been seen together giving the impression that the combination of the three would be the strength of the film. Then there was the fixation on Downey's character playing a blonde haired, blue eyed Australian Oscar winner undergoing a procedure turning him into a black man. All the trailers seemed to pinpoint that aspect.

And let's not forget the not-unpredictable reaction of the terminally sensitive crowd over the "Simple Jack" story line. The word "retard" gets thrown around more in this movie than at a Daily Kos screening of a President Bush State of the Union speech.

With all that going on in the months running up to the film, you think you've got a hold of it. You enter the theater a little wary of being let down by all the subtle and not-so-subtle promises made by the hype. Then the fake trailers take you completely by surprise because they follow vapid, real commercials and trailers. You don't realize you're already into the movie until you see Ben Stiller with a baby in one hand and an assault rifle in the other surrounded by the world on fire.

But the biggest and most satisfying surprise, however, is Tom Cruise. That's right, Tom Cruise. I've been trolling the movie blogs for months and I didn't hear a peep about his being in this film. And I didn't realize it was him until about half way through. The makers of the film did an excellent job of keeping it a secret and an even better job of using Cruises falling star to generate some heat. Cruise is absolutely hilarious.

Besides his performance, the strength of the film is Robert Downey Jr.--no surprise there, but it could have been a huge disappointment given all the lines fed to us in the trailers--and Ben Stiller's characteristically subdued performance. Actually, Stiller's best contribution was his skill as a filmmaker. He and his compadres behind the camera did a masterful job of keeping it funny from beginning to end. As for Stiller on screen, he delivers one of the best set up and delivered jokes in the whole movie. If you're an animal rights nut, you might want to skip this one.

Cameos are abundant, but not too abundant. Jon Voight pokes fun at himself in one sceen, whcih ought to make his blacklisting that much more difficult. Matthew Mcconaughey has more than a cameo, but he's kept to such a low dose, you're not likely to be annoyed. I actually enjoy his acting, so there wasn't much danger of overuse with me.

And even Jack Black, who has been heading towards Jim Carrey territory of late, has some very funny scenes. But I will warn you: He has the most cringe-inducing scene of the film as he goes through heroin withdrawls. Ít's verbal, not visual, by the way. You've been warned.

Finally, and back to Robert Downey Jr., who is having by far the greatest comeback summer of any actor ever, no one could have played this roll like he did. I never thought he was a genius back when he was playing himself in Less than Zero or falling asleep in some stranger's kid's bed. But I'm a believer now. His character has so many levels and layers and bifurcations it's sick. The Motion Picture Academy needs to get over itself and start recognizing great acting in comedies.

That's unless they want Simple Jack made for real... Oh, wait, it already was. And it starred Sean Penn going "full retard".

My Mind is Clean



Comments

  Attila, Aug 14 2008, 05:08 PM

So it's a good movie huh! (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

As for Downey, if he doesn't win the Oscar for best Actor, they need to quit the sham Academy Awards show and concentrate on something like the silly 'People's Choice' mind numbing show put on by Dick Clark. They're getting to be almost equivalent in production anyway. Downey is quickly becoming what he should have many years ago were it not the episodes with drugs, and alcohol. Then, the drugs, and his upbringing by his drug addled Father may be what made him. Life's experiences have a large effect on what one becomes later in life.

  Mr. Naron, Aug 14 2008, 05:34 PM

QUOTE(Attila @ Aug 14 2008, 03:08 PM)
So it's a good movie huh! (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

As for Downey, if he doesn't win the Oscar for best Actor, they need to quit the sham Academy Awards show and concentrate on something like the silly 'People's Choice' mind numbing show put on by Dick Clark. They're getting to be almost equivalent in production anyway. Downey is quickly becoming what he should have many years ago were it not the episodes with drugs, and alcohol. Then, the drugs, and his upbringing by his drug addled Father may be what made him. Life's experiences have a large effect on what one becomes later in life.

This has been the best summer for movies since the 1980s. I think it even beats the summer of '85 when Back to the Future and Rambo came out. (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

  BRAH, Aug 14 2008, 08:11 PM

QUOTE(Mr. Naron @ Aug 14 2008, 02:34 PM)
QUOTE(Attila @ Aug 14 2008, 03:08 PM)
So it's a good movie huh! (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

As for Downey, if he doesn't win the Oscar for best Actor, they need to quit the sham Academy Awards show and concentrate on something like the silly 'People's Choice' mind numbing show put on by Dick Clark. They're getting to be almost equivalent in production anyway. Downey is quickly becoming what he should have many years ago were it not the episodes with drugs, and alcohol. Then, the drugs, and his upbringing by his drug addled Father may be what made him. Life's experiences have a large effect on what one becomes later in life.

This has been the best summer for movies since the 1980s. I think it even beats the summer of '85 when Back to the Future and Rambo came out. (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

It's definitely been the best Summer for movies in a while, if they can give Heath Ledger the Oscar or even a nomination for The Dark Knight Robert Downey JR deserves the same for Iron Man..

It's time the Oscars rewared the movies people actually see..

This post has been edited by BRAH: Aug 14 2008, 08:16 PM

  Mr. Naron, Aug 14 2008, 08:44 PM

QUOTE(BRAH @ Aug 14 2008, 06:11 PM)
QUOTE(Mr. Naron @ Aug 14 2008, 02:34 PM)
QUOTE(Attila @ Aug 14 2008, 03:08 PM)
So it's a good movie huh! (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

As for Downey, if he doesn't win the Oscar for best Actor, they need to quit the sham Academy Awards show and concentrate on something like the silly 'People's Choice' mind numbing show put on by Dick Clark. They're getting to be almost equivalent in production anyway. Downey is quickly becoming what he should have many years ago were it not the episodes with drugs, and alcohol. Then, the drugs, and his upbringing by his drug addled Father may be what made him. Life's experiences have a large effect on what one becomes later in life.

This has been the best summer for movies since the 1980s. I think it even beats the summer of '85 when Back to the Future and Rambo came out. (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

It's definitely been the best Summer for movies in a while, if they can give Heath Ledger the Oscar or even a nomination for The Dark Knight Robert Downey JR deserves the same for Iron Man..

It's time the Oscars rewared the movies people actually see..

Not like we really care, though, right? It's just friendly advice to the Academy from experts like us. (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Ledger, I heard was getting some sort of Oscar. I don't know what kind.

  BRAH, Aug 15 2008, 05:54 AM

QUOTE(Mr. Naron @ Aug 14 2008, 05:44 PM)
QUOTE(BRAH @ Aug 14 2008, 06:11 PM)
QUOTE(Mr. Naron @ Aug 14 2008, 02:34 PM)
QUOTE(Attila @ Aug 14 2008, 03:08 PM)
So it's a good movie huh! (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

As for Downey, if he doesn't win the Oscar for best Actor, they need to quit the sham Academy Awards show and concentrate on something like the silly 'People's Choice' mind numbing show put on by Dick Clark. They're getting to be almost equivalent in production anyway. Downey is quickly becoming what he should have many years ago were it not the episodes with drugs, and alcohol. Then, the drugs, and his upbringing by his drug addled Father may be what made him. Life's experiences have a large effect on what one becomes later in life.

This has been the best summer for movies since the 1980s. I think it even beats the summer of '85 when Back to the Future and Rambo came out. (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

It's definitely been the best Summer for movies in a while, if they can give Heath Ledger the Oscar or even a nomination for The Dark Knight Robert Downey JR deserves the same for Iron Man..

It's time the Oscars rewared the movies people actually see..

Not like we really care, though, right? It's just friendly advice to the Academy from experts like us. (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Ledger, I heard was getting some sort of Oscar. I don't know what kind.

We are the experts, if Hollywood listened years ago well, should have, would have..

As for Heath Ledger, he should be awarded the Oscar for his work not the hype surrounding his death..

This post has been edited by BRAH: Aug 15 2008, 05:57 AM

  Mr. Naron, Aug 15 2008, 01:15 PM

QUOTE(BRAH @ Aug 15 2008, 03:54 AM)
QUOTE(Mr. Naron @ Aug 14 2008, 05:44 PM)
QUOTE(BRAH @ Aug 14 2008, 06:11 PM)
QUOTE(Mr. Naron @ Aug 14 2008, 02:34 PM)
QUOTE(Attila @ Aug 14 2008, 03:08 PM)
So it's a good movie huh! (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

As for Downey, if he doesn't win the Oscar for best Actor, they need to quit the sham Academy Awards show and concentrate on something like the silly 'People's Choice' mind numbing show put on by Dick Clark. They're getting to be almost equivalent in production anyway. Downey is quickly becoming what he should have many years ago were it not the episodes with drugs, and alcohol. Then, the drugs, and his upbringing by his drug addled Father may be what made him. Life's experiences have a large effect on what one becomes later in life.

This has been the best summer for movies since the 1980s. I think it even beats the summer of '85 when Back to the Future and Rambo came out. (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

It's definitely been the best Summer for movies in a while, if they can give Heath Ledger the Oscar or even a nomination for The Dark Knight Robert Downey JR deserves the same for Iron Man..

It's time the Oscars rewared the movies people actually see..

Not like we really care, though, right? It's just friendly advice to the Academy from experts like us. (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Ledger, I heard was getting some sort of Oscar. I don't know what kind.

We are the experts, if Hollywood listened years ago well, should have, would have..

As for Heath Ledger, he should be awarded the Oscar for his work not the hype surrounding his death..

I agree, but those snobs aren't about to give the award to an actor in a comic book movie.

  Kilmerfan, Aug 16 2008, 09:21 AM

I going to see it today. I hope it is as funny as the trailers.

 
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