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Shortest Movie Reviews Ever

Prince Caspian: It was as good as the first Narnia movie. Eddie Izzard as Reepicheep--genius.
Iron Man: Best superhero movie by a long shot. Robert Downey Jr. proves that he's one of the best actors of his generation and he does it in an action flick. It will do for him what Pirates did for Johnny Depp.
X-Men 3: didn't suck one iota. What the hell do we want from our movies every time out, Citzen Cane? I hope not.
A History of Vilolence: I appreciate when porn has a plot, but not really a fan. Sorry.
Freedomland: Weird movie. Longest monologues I've ever seen in a film. Julliane Moore always looks like she's crying.
Just Like Heaven: Surprisingly good. Reese Witherspoon is cute and the lead male actor is funny. I liked the message about not giving up on life.
The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe: Best of the year. Definitely in my all time top five.
Christmas With the Cranks: I read Skipping Christmas, but I'll spare you the comparisons. What a great illustration of Classical Republicanism.
Chicken Little: Took Lo-Lo to her first movie, so I have no idea what it was about.
Robots: Watched it at my mom's, so I have no idea what it was about.
Crash: I know it's LA and all, but not that much happens in a year. Good movie.
Alexander: Be Cool was more accurate historically. And more interesting. And less gay.
Man of the House: Tommy Lee Jones. Hot cheerleaders. Plus the characteristic theme of Man of the House is the stasis, and eventually the genre, of poststructuralist language.
Miss Congeniality 2: I refuse to admit watching this and laughing a few times.
The Pacifier: Ditto.
Cinderella Man: Great movie. Very inspiring story. Breaks your heart if you have kids.
War of the Worlds: Very good. Tim Robbins gets taken into a room and beat to death. What could be better?
The Aviator: Show me all the blueprints, Show me all the blueprints, Show me all the blueprints, Show me all the blueprints, Show me all the blueprints, Show me all the blueprints... Howard Hughs was cool nutjob.
THX 1138: Uh, you think the Star War Prequals were bad... Even Duval couldn't redeem this glorified student film.
Racing Stripes: racing cripes! racing tripe! Even my kids got bored.
The Longest Yard: I liked it, but comedies with hip hop artists are now on my list of movie genres I won't see at the theater...along with horror.
Revenge of the Sith: Seven year old inner child 1... Jaded 35 year old 0. This one will get Lucas out of a few minutes of pergatory.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Not nearly as good as Being John Malkovich. Kind of predictable, too.
Spanglish: James L. Brooks always delivers
Mr. 3000: Bernie Mac is usually funny. Meh.
Napoleon Dynamite: Probably the coolest movie ever. Gahhh.
Be Cool: Be crap.
I Robot: Okay. Will Smith was awful.
A Day Without a Mexican: The Mexican version of The Judas Project or Left Behind
Return of the King (Extended): Outstanding
The Chronicles of Riddick: Not bad
Garden State: Merde
Friday Night Lights: I cried (seriously)
Meet the Fockers: Hoffman good
The Village: Not real scary, but cool

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What books are responsible for what you see on this page? Here's a small list:

The Gospels

Genesis

Proverbs and Ecclesiastes

Paul's Letter to the Romans

Paul's Epistles

(The rest of the Word)

The Screwtape Letters (C.S. Lewis)

The Pilgrim's Progress (John Bunyan)

The Conservative Mind (Russel Kirk)

The Road to Serfdom (F.A. Hayek)

The Closing of the American Mind (Alan Bloom)

The Kingdom of the Cults (Walter Martin)

Till We Have Faces (C.S. Lewis)

The Lord of the Rings (J.R.R. Tolkien)

Lonesome Dove (Larry McMurtry)

The Ancient Near East (ed. Pritchard)

Animal Farm (George Orwell)

Lad: A Dog (Albert Payson Terhune)

There are many more, but this is a good indication of what's rattling around in my brain. There's quite a bit of Leftist stuff in there from my college and grad school days, but it gets the crap beat out of it on a regular basis.

What is The Conservative Mindcleaner?

First Posted on Wed Jan 14, 2004

This blog is the dumping ground for my brain, not some nefarious mind control scheme. By cleaning my mind, I may find entertaining and perhaps, informative thoughts to share with all of you. Truth be told, I'm nervous because you all might see how little there is in my mind.

Anyway, this is my way of talking about all the stuff I want to without having to find someone to listen. See, I'm a bit opinionated. Even my mom thinks so. (Aren't moms supposed to find that cute?) I need to vent my opinions in order to spare my lovely wife, my swell kids and longsuffering friends and co-workers the constant stream of information and analysis I produce.

We're going to talk about politics, education, music, religion, pop culture and sports. I am a Christian conservative-high school teacher-metal head-football fan. For example, if this were week Four of the now waning NFL season, I might have written the following lament: Why do the Raiders have to play their rivals on Monday night? (relax, I know why) Why couldn't they play Chicago or Cleveland on MNF? The Raiders would easily beat them, and I wouldn't have to throw things and children at the TV. After the Raider's losses to both teams, you would have the Raider-hating pleasure of reading my rationalizations beginning with, "what had happened was..." But you won't have to worry too much about that. I'll save most of my rare football rants for next year’s Pop Warner action. My eight-year old handled his business.

I will often bring up the classroom because I'm a History teacher, but only to point out some bureaucratic nonsense or PC thuggery. Public schools are to political junkies what crack is to actual junkies: a cheap source from which to get one's fix. More often, I will make lame attempts to apply what I am currently reading to the day's events. I have a habit of reading books that are so far over my head that I have to read one sentence at a time, take a nap, then read the next sentence. In fact, the title of this blog is a play on Russell Kirk's The Conservative Mind, a perfect example of a book that's way over my head. Most often, I will throw out one of those completely weird connections I make between one thing and another that fooled my grade school principle into thinking I was gifted. What a sucker!

Lastly, I want the readers of this blog to know I am deeply humbled to be a part of your lives for as much or as little time as you can stand me. I will anticipate your feedback as a child does a Christmas present.

My mind is clean.


Vote For My Son John

Posted by Mr. Naron, Feb 1 2010, 07:20 PM

No, not my son, John. The movie, My Son John.

A couple of weeks ago, Turner Classic Movies ran a whole day's worth of Cold War era films like The Prize and I Was a Communist for the FBI. I've got them on the DVR, but I haven't watched them yet. I was intrigued by the synopsis for My Son John, so I watched it first. As always, Robert Osborne came out and introduced the film. Talk about poisoning the well. The following is a short review from Chicago Reader, not from Osborne himself, bit it's eerily similar in its hyperbolic tone...

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An appalling masterpiece. Resist the temptation to laugh at the film's violent anticommunism and try to see it as the audiences of 1952 did, and you'll experience the most wrenching right-wing film ever made. The film's propaganda is all the more powerful because director Leo McCarey refuses to acknowledge any intellectual, ideological intent: his argument is wholly emotional, and it is a powerful one. Robert Walker, fresh from Strangers on a Train, is a government worker who signs with the reds in oedipal revolt against his domineering, patriotic father (Dean Jagger); Helen Hayes is the mother who must choose between son and country




Seriously, that's pretty much what Osborne said. He even scoffed at the fact that the movie was nominated for a Best Story Oscar saying that there was nothing entertaining about the film because of its heavy-handed anti-communism. Contrast the treatment of The Grapes of Wrath, as pro-government a piece of propaganda if there ever was one. I see this movie several times a year, so I'm quite familiar with its subtleties and not so subtleties. Believe me, it's meant to leave you cheering for the New Deal and despising capitalism. What's more is the fact that the author of the book upon which it was based, John Steinbeck, was employed by the Federal Writer's Project. If anything was propagandistic, it was The Grapes of Wrath. And as far as the performances go, most of them are just plain corny.

There's no question that The Grapes of Wrath is more highly regarded than My Son John because of its message.

But what accounts for the fact that the latter is almost impossible to view anymore? It hasn't been released on DVD, and the TCM showing the other day was the first time since the 70s it has been on TV. You would think with the cast, the director and the Oscar nomination, it would at least be as easy to track down as Stop or My Mom Will Shoot.

One has to conclude that given what we know today about actual Soviet spies in our government during the early days of the Cold war that Hollywood is too embarrassed to allow this prescient film anything more than the rare showing on an obscure cable channel.

I recommend that both of my readers go to the TCM website and vote for My Son John to be released on DVD. If it ever gets released, you will be treated to one of the finest portrayals of a mother. Theater legend, Helen Hayes--one of the only actresses to ever win an Oscar, Emmy, Grammy and Tony award--is funny, spontaneous and tragic as the mother of the communist spy. Her performance alone is worth the trouble of demanding that this film be released.

P.S. If you're really fired up about this and have John Nolte of Big Hollywood as one of your Facebook friends, fire off a link to this post. wink.gif

My Mind is Clean



Comments

  USNJIMRET, Feb 1 2010, 08:26 PM

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I recommend that both of my readers

You do under-rate yourself, don't you?

  Mr. Naron, Feb 1 2010, 08:28 PM

QUOTE (USNJIMRET @ Feb 1 2010, 05:26 PM)
You do under-rate yourself, don't you?

I was being optimistic.

  wag-a-muffin, Feb 1 2010, 10:05 PM

Hey, for the past few weeks it has been nearly impossible to open the blogs. Add that to the three hours it took to post a comment, well. I'm just saying--

  Mr. Naron, Feb 1 2010, 10:36 PM

QUOTE (wag-a-muffin @ Feb 1 2010, 07:05 PM)
Hey, for the past few weeks it has been nearly impossible to open the blogs. Add that to the three hours it took to post a comment, well. I'm just saying--

Really? I haven't had any trouble. What browser do you use?

  stick, Feb 2 2010, 01:29 AM

I read a lot of Steinbeck in my youth - Travels with Charley, The Wayward Bus, The Red Pony, The Pearl, Of Mice and Men, others - but it's been a while. I confess I've never read The Grapes of Wrath because, frankly, it seemed too long and too boring of a story. Was Steinbeck politically leftist and proud? I didn't pay attention to politics at all back then. I'd be interested in your take on him overall as a writer and his politics if you'd care to share that, Chris.

  wag-a-muffin, Feb 2 2010, 09:20 AM

QUOTE (Mr. Naron @ Feb 1 2010, 07:36 PM)
QUOTE (wag-a-muffin @ Feb 1 2010, 07:05 PM)
Hey, for the past few weeks it has been nearly impossible to open the blogs. Add that to the three hours it took to post a comment, well. I'm just saying--

Really? I haven't had any trouble. What browser do you use?

safari.
Exhibit A.

I haven't even been able to post cartoons for a while.

  Mr. Naron, Feb 2 2010, 10:04 AM

QUOTE (wag-a-muffin @ Feb 2 2010, 06:20 AM)
QUOTE (Mr. Naron @ Feb 1 2010, 07:36 PM)
QUOTE (wag-a-muffin @ Feb 1 2010, 07:05 PM)
Hey, for the past few weeks it has been nearly impossible to open the blogs. Add that to the three hours it took to post a comment, well. I'm just saying--

Really? I haven't had any trouble. What browser do you use?

safari.
Exhibit A.

I haven't even been able to post cartoons for a while.

I've been hearing about problems with safari from my students. They can't get into my class blogs without jumping through a bunch of hoops. Have you tried logging on with a different browser?

  Mr. Naron, Feb 2 2010, 10:08 AM

QUOTE (stick @ Feb 1 2010, 10:29 PM)
I read a lot of Steinbeck in my youth - Travels with Charley, The Wayward Bus, The Red Pony, The Pearl, Of Mice and Men, others - but it's been a while. I confess I've never read The Grapes of Wrath because, frankly, it seemed too long and too boring of a story. Was Steinbeck politically leftist and proud? I didn't pay attention to politics at all back then. I'd be interested in your take on him overall as a writer and his politics if you'd care to share that, Chris.

He was friends early on with commies like Francis Whittaker and Lincoln Steffens, but he didn't moved as far left as the radicals of the 60s. That pissed them off, of course. He wouldn't toe the line on Vietnam, for example. But there's no mistake that he was a progressive wholly given over to the New Deal.

  scotsman, Feb 2 2010, 10:45 AM

Sorry, but My Son John is just a dreadful film. I am sure there are some great anticommunist works, this isnt one. Ham-fisted, ott acting, crap dialogue.

  Mr. Naron, Feb 2 2010, 10:54 AM

QUOTE (scotsman @ Feb 2 2010, 07:45 AM)
Sorry, but My Son John is just a dreadful film. I am sure there are some great anticommunist works, this isnt one. Ham-fisted, ott acting, crap dialogue.

You do a great job of spewing the conventional wisdom. Your handlers must be proud.

  stick, Feb 2 2010, 11:22 PM

QUOTE (Mr. Naron @ Feb 2 2010, 07:08 AM)
QUOTE (stick @ Feb 1 2010, 10:29 PM)
I read a lot of Steinbeck in my youth - Travels with Charley, The Wayward Bus, The Red Pony, The Pearl, Of Mice and Men, others - but it's been a while. I confess I've never read The Grapes of Wrath because, frankly, it seemed too long and too boring of a story. Was Steinbeck politically leftist and proud? I didn't pay attention to politics at all back then. I'd be interested in your take on him overall as a writer and his politics if you'd care to share that, Chris.

He was friends early on with commies like Francis Whittaker and Lincoln Steffens, but he didn't moved as far left as the radicals of the 60s. That pissed them off, of course. He wouldn't toe the line on Vietnam, for example. But there's no mistake that he was a progressive wholly given over to the New Deal.


I have to give him credit for sparking my desire to read, just as Stephen King does these days. I have to ignore their politics and really don't think about it as I turn the pages. Good writing is good writing...no one ever said a lefty can't write a good book.

  scotsman, Feb 16 2010, 08:22 PM

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You do a great job of spewing the conventional wisdom. Your handlers must be proud.


Yawn.

I dont think its a good film, as a film buff, purely from a filmic viewpoint. Guess that makes me Eurotrash or whatever pejorative term you wish to label me with.

Ill stick to Animal Farm as anti-communist films go, and same again for the printed word, with The God That Failed thrown in.

This post has been edited by scotsman: Feb 16 2010, 08:24 PM

  Mr. Naron, Feb 16 2010, 08:30 PM

QUOTE (scotsman @ Feb 16 2010, 05:22 PM)
Yawn.

I dont think its a good film, as a film buff, purely from a filmic viewpoint. Guess that makes me Eurotrash or whatever pejorative term you wish to label me with.

Ill stick to Animal Farm as anti-communist films go, and same again for the printed word, with The God That Failed thrown in.

YAAAAWWWWWNNNN!!!!

Eurotrash. I'll bet you hated Red Dawn, too.

BTW, which film version of Animal Farm do you prefer? My son is reading it right now--he just came in the room to tell me something he had read. I've only seen the 50s era animated version. I haven't seen the most current one.

  scotsman, Feb 17 2010, 11:41 AM

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I'll bet you hated Red Dawn, too.

BTW, which film version of Animal Farm do you prefer? My son is reading it right now--he just came in the room to tell me something he had read. I've only seen the 50s era animated version. I haven't seen the most current one.


Yes. I cant understand its cult appeal in America. I thought it was rubbish when I was 13 and still do. The concept with adult actors as normal Americans fighting back might just have worked, but schoolkids?. Complete nonsense, and its not even a particularly good action film. Enjoyable in the same way an Ed Wood film is enjoyable, but any attempts to make serious play for RD being a great film suggest to me a need for the medication to be increased.

The earlier version of AF was the 1954 British version. The 1999 version is ok in comparison.

Of course, there is the 1981 version.... (IMG:http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

 
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