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Post Birth Abortion?

Hello. Today I'm interviewing Etheria Grope, founder of Post Birth Abortions Association, or PoBAA. Post Birth Abortion. Ineteresting term...

Yes. We here at PoBAA noticed that the reasons for having a PreBirth Abortion didn't go away after a woman gave birth. Mental health of the mother? Please, who's mental health isn't jeopardized by a teenager. Imperfections of the child? I'll tell you, when your imperfect child won't clean his room, just warning him that you're thinking about undergoing a post birth abortion makes him pick up his belongings in a jiffy.


Don't fathers have any rights? I mean, a dad might not want you to kill his offspring. And what method do you use to abort a post birth fetus?


Pa-lease!!! It was my body that carried these organisms. It is my decision to abort or to allow them to live. And post birth abortions are carried out in the same humane way as partial birth abortions. We stick scissors in the back of the large fetus' neck and suck out their brains. There is no pain, only mild discomfort.

Ring al ling a ling ling ling!


Is that your phone?


Yes. I've got to take this. Yes? Mom? I'm...I'm sorry I didn't phone last week. I've been busy. No, that's no excuse. You're going to what??? Abort me?
Wait! Wait! This isn't fair... no you can't borrow my scissors!

My Mind is Clean

2 Comments On This Entry

:D That was great! Thanks for the irony!

ilja, on Jun 4 2006, 06:26 PM, said:

:D That was great! Thanks for the irony!

Speaking as a very large fetus, you're welcome. :D
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