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#1 User is offline   MTP Reggie 

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Posted 18 November 2019 - 07:35 AM

40 Questions for the People Who Stand as Soon as the Plane Lands
Damon Young
11/08/19 3:00PM
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(Disclaimer: If you're physically impaired in some capacity and need to stand as soon as the plane lands, please ignore this and keep standing! If not, well, answer me!)

1. Where are you going?

2. Do you not yet realize that we are going to the same place?

3. And that the door is shut?

4. And that since the door is shut, you standing does nothing but crowd the aisle?

5. And that flight attendants secretly rub boogers on your carry-ons if they see you standing? (I don't really know if they do this, but they should!)

6. Why don't you just take a minute and relax?

7. Do you maybe have texts that you can check instead of standing?

8. A tweet you can send? ("Just landed! And still sitting!")

9. When did you decide to become a fascist?

10. Are you cousins with the people who clap when landing, and how <censored>ty is the potato salad at your triflin' family reunions?

11. Do you realize that your ass is in my face now?

12. What makes you assume I want ass face this early in the day?

13. Is your ass even nice enough to brush against random niggas' nostrils?

14. Why are you forcing me to ask these questions?

15. Have you no shame?

16. Do you realize that pilots don't give a <censored> if you're the first one standing?

17. Why are you trying to impress pilots?

18. You want to bone a pilot, don't you, you randy little pilot-<censored>er you?

19. Or maybe you tried to get into flight school but kept flunking cause you can't parallel park a car?

20. Do you have to pee?

21. Cause if you really have to pee, I kinda get it?

22. The best way to describe my bladder right now would be "mostly washed," so does that describe yours too?

23. But if so, why did you wait until the plane landed?

24. Do you believe that you can only pee while on the ground?

25. And that if you pee while in the air it'll drop out of the plane and sprinkle on civilians?

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Posted 18 November 2019 - 07:39 AM

View PostMTP Reggie, on 18 November 2019 - 07:35 AM, said:

40 Questions for the People Who Stand as Soon as the Plane Lands
Damon Young
11/08/19 3:00PM
verysmartbrothas.theroot

<More SIT THE HELL DOWN Here>

(Disclaimer: If you're physically impaired in some capacity and need to stand as soon as the plane lands, please ignore this and keep standing! If not, well, answer me!)

1. Where are you going?

2. Do you not yet realize that we are going to the same place?

3. And that the door is shut?

4. And that since the door is shut, you standing does nothing but crowd the aisle?

5. And that flight attendants secretly rub boogers on your carry-ons if they see you standing? (I don't really know if they do this, but they should!)

6. Why don't you just take a minute and relax?

7. Do you maybe have texts that you can check instead of standing?

8. A tweet you can send? ("Just landed! And still sitting!")

9. When did you decide to become a fascist?

10. Are you cousins with the people who clap when landing, and how <censored>ty is the potato salad at your triflin' family reunions?

11. Do you realize that your ass is in my face now?

12. What makes you assume I want ass face this early in the day?

13. Is your ass even nice enough to brush against random niggas' nostrils?

14. Why are you forcing me to ask these questions?

15. Have you no shame?

16. Do you realize that pilots don't give a <censored> if you're the first one standing?

17. Why are you trying to impress pilots?

18. You want to bone a pilot, don't you, you randy little pilot-<censored>er you?

19. Or maybe you tried to get into flight school but kept flunking cause you can't parallel park a car?

20. Do you have to pee?

21. Cause if you really have to pee, I kinda get it?

22. The best way to describe my bladder right now would be "mostly washed," so does that describe yours too?

23. But if so, why did you wait until the plane landed?

24. Do you believe that you can only pee while on the ground?

25. And that if you pee while in the air it'll drop out of the plane and sprinkle on civilians?

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41. Are you simply sick of sitting down?
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 09:04 AM

I travel alot for work and I always sit in an aisle seat. I will stand when the person in the middle has been crammed in for the whole flight.

If not I sit
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 09:09 AM

One question for the guy who wrote this--why do you care if I stand or not? Maybe it just feels good to stop sitting.
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 09:16 AM

I hate when people do this.

I'd like to see the pilot do a brake check and send them all tumbling to the front of the plane.
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 09:23 AM

Itís kind of like standing on the edge of the subway platform and peeking over. It wonít make the train come any sooner and is often very dangerous, but just standing back and waiting patiently is too hard.

Iím usually in the window seat, so I sit until itís my turn to go.
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 09:29 AM

42. Do you think the air is bad know? What do you think the smurk on my face really means?
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 09:31 AM

View PostWag-a-Muffin (D), on 18 November 2019 - 09:09 AM, said:

One question for the guy who wrote this--why do you care if I stand or not? Maybe it just feels good to stop sitting.

:yeahthat:

One of the reasons I get an aisle.
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 09:38 AM

Sheesh, am I really the only person here who is over 6 feet tall? Being crammed into those tiny sardine-cans they call "seats" on airplanes is one of the most horrifically uncomfortable experiences there is. If the flight is, say, 1 hour long it means I've been experiencing about 45 minutes of charly-horses in my legs & back. I HAVE TO STAND UP just as soon as I am legally allowed.

And anybody who doesn't like it can kiss my @$$.

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Posted 18 November 2019 - 09:41 AM

View Postoki, on 18 November 2019 - 09:29 AM, said:

42. Do you think the air is bad know? What do you think the smurk on my face really means?

:lol:
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 09:57 AM

View PostMontyPython, on 18 November 2019 - 09:38 AM, said:

Sheesh, am I really the only person here who is over 6 feet tall? Being crammed into those tiny sardine-cans they call "seats" on airplanes is one of the most horrifically uncomfortable experiences there is. If the flight is, say, 1 hour long it means I've been experiencing about 45 minutes of charly-horses in my legs & back. I HAVE TO STAND UP just as soon as I am legally allowed.

And anybody who doesn't like it can kiss my @$$.

<_<

The "legally allowed" time is after the plane comes to a full stop.

People can wait for another 2 to 5 minutes after the plane lands then stops.

I'm a big guy and those seats are too small for me as well. I have to get a seat on an aisle that has a single row like they have on Embraer jets.

My shoulders and arms are so big/wide that they will protrude into the aisle or next seat and I can't stand sitting with my arms tightly crossed the whole time.

I had no choice on one trip but to sit in the middle of the row seat before on 2.5 hour flights round trip and it was painful. I will never do that again.

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Posted 18 November 2019 - 10:06 AM

View PostMontyPython, on 18 November 2019 - 09:38 AM, said:

Sheesh, am I really the only person here who is over 6 feet tall? Being crammed into those tiny sardine-cans they call "seats" on airplanes is one of the most horrifically uncomfortable experiences there is. If the flight is, say, 1 hour long it means I've been experiencing about 45 minutes of charly-horses in my legs & back. I HAVE TO STAND UP just as soon as I am legally allowed.

And anybody who doesn't like it can kiss my @$.

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My 6'2", 200 pound grandson agrees with you.
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 10:36 AM

View PostUSNRETWIFE, on 18 November 2019 - 10:06 AM, said:

My 6'2", 200 pound grandson agrees with you.


:2up:


View PostRock N, on 18 November 2019 - 09:57 AM, said:

People can wait for another 2 to 5 minutes after the plane lands then stops.


Bullsh*t. When you are in CONSTANT pain because you can't move, you MUST move IMMEDIATELY at the very first opportunity. If I was sticking a knife into your eye, would you be able to "wait for another 2 to 5 minutes" before reacting?

B)

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Posted 18 November 2019 - 10:55 AM

View PostRock N, on 18 November 2019 - 09:16 AM, said:

I hate when people do this.

I'd like to see the pilot do a brake check and send them all tumbling to the front of the plane.

Um you dont stand until the plane is at full stop and seat belts sign is off
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 11:06 AM

View PostBad_Apple, on 18 November 2019 - 10:55 AM, said:

Um you dont stand until the plane is at full stop and seat belts sign is off

From my observation, many passengers stand up way before the plane comes to complete stop. The moment it lands and taxis down the runway, half of them are standing and getting stuff from the bins.
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 11:08 AM

View PostBad_Apple, on 18 November 2019 - 10:55 AM, said:

Um you dont stand until the plane is at full stop and seat belts sign is off

Um, that's what I said.
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 11:09 AM

View PostBad_Apple, on 18 November 2019 - 10:55 AM, said:

Um you dont stand until the plane is at full stop and seat belts sign is off


I have had one or two flights where the plane was taxying a little quick to the terminal, and wouldn't you know it the pilot hit the breaks hard to slow or stop. Next thing you know..over the PA please remain seated until the aircraft has stopped.. Pretty everyone sat down...
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 11:10 AM

View PostMontyPython, on 18 November 2019 - 10:36 AM, said:

:2up:




Bullsh*t. When you are in CONSTANT pain because you can't move, you MUST move IMMEDIATELY at the very first opportunity. If I was sticking a knife into your eye, would you be able to "wait for another 2 to 5 minutes" before reacting?

B)

The first opportunity is when the plane comes to a full stop.

I have suffered through it myself. 5 more minutes after suffering that way for two hours can be done. Been there. Not fun. Better than eating the floor of the plane.

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Posted 18 November 2019 - 11:13 AM

It makes no difference whatsoever to me. It doesn't bother me when people stand up early. And it doesn't effect my leaving the plane at all.

It's like the people who get upset when a car gets in front of you in traffic. The difference in rate of travel and when you will get to your destination is negligible.

So why get upset? Why waste that emotional energy over something that has no detrimental influence on you?
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Posted 18 November 2019 - 11:15 AM

View PostMontyPython, on 18 November 2019 - 09:38 AM, said:

Sheesh, am I really the only person here who is over 6 feet tall? Being crammed into those tiny sardine-cans they call "seats" on airplanes is one of the most horrifically uncomfortable experiences there is. If the flight is, say, 1 hour long it means I've been experiencing about 45 minutes of charly-horses in my legs & back. I HAVE TO STAND UP just as soon as I am legally allowed.

And anybody who doesn't like it can kiss my @$$.

<_<

Iím 5í 7Ē and feel cramped, as well.


And I donít care what anyone thinks, if Iím on the isle, Iím standing up. Canít stand sitting for long periods of time.
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