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Posted 07 November 2018 - 07:39 PM

View PostBen Cranklin, on 05 November 2018 - 09:42 PM, said:

From the part of the article that wasn't excerpted:

However, should all else fail, Ocasio-Cortez detailed her ace in the hole.

"Once I'm inaugurated as our nation's next Senator-Congresswoman, like, I'll be in control of the U.S. Mint, right? So, I'll just issue an executive order for an expedited printing of eleventy gillion dollars, or however much is needed, OK? Like, duhhhh..."


http://www.themainewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Alexandria.jpg

That face needs a repeated slapping.
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Posted 07 November 2018 - 07:40 PM

View PostMontyPython, on 05 November 2018 - 11:51 PM, said:

"Who are those little people who live inside my TV, and where do they go when I change the channel?"

"How come some months have 31 days, while others only have thirty? There's even one (I think it's called "Frederick") that only has 28! Or was it 29? I forget."

"If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?"

"If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?"

"If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?"

;)


Too funny! :lol3:
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Posted 07 November 2018 - 08:48 PM

View PostRedSoloCup, on 06 November 2018 - 05:53 AM, said:

:lol:

View Postkestrel, on 06 November 2018 - 09:57 PM, said:

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

Kestrel...

View PostRock N, on 07 November 2018 - 07:40 PM, said:

Too funny! :lol3:


:D :wave: :D


View PostDean Adam Smithee, on 07 November 2018 - 06:55 PM, said:

You've been watching WAY too much Gallagher. Or maybe Steven Wright.


Love 'em both. Even went to a live Gallagher show years ago. But that's not where I heard those.

(I made up the first two, and admit the last three were jokes I'd heard before.)


View PostDean Adam Smithee, on 07 November 2018 - 06:55 PM, said:

My own favorite: "Why do pants come in pairs but a bra is singular?"


Now this one I DO know. Here it is as it's supposed to be told:

"Why is it A bra, but a PAIR of panties?"

:scratch:

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Posted 08 November 2018 - 05:54 AM

View PostRock N, on 07 November 2018 - 07:39 PM, said:

That face needs a repeated slapping.


With both fists.
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