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Posted 25 April 2019 - 01:53 AM

Is this the beginning of the Moo Too movement?

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Posted 25 April 2019 - 07:59 AM

View PostHieronymous, on 25 April 2019 - 01:53 AM, said:

Is this the beginning of the Moo Too movement?

that's baaaaaad

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Posted 25 April 2019 - 03:20 PM

I could just picture that trial...

Judge: was you men 'doing it' with animals?

perp #1: Naw, yer judge-ship, we all just have ugly and deformed girlfriends is all.

Judge: well, based on your appearance I could understand that. So, what are their names?

perp #2: They is Winny, Bossy, Nanny, and Ole Yeller.

Judge: Those are some rather odd names.

perp #2: Yup, yer judge-ship, they sure is. Winny, she likes to 'nag' a lot; Bossy always likes to mooove it mooove it. Nanny is always trying annoy you, and 'git yer goat'; then there's Yeller, well she jest likes to yell a lot.

Judge: What is the nature of their deformities?

perp #3: They cain't stand up a'tall, judge, and they has to gits around on 'all fours'. Not ter mention, they is all quite hairy, too.

After a long line of questioning, the judge finally was able to 'ferret' out the truth. He said what they did was baaaad, real baaaad, and sent them off to the hooscow (without conjugal visits) for a long time.

Lived on 'Mouse' Rd.? (you can't make this s**t up)

This post has been edited by ASE: 25 April 2019 - 03:21 PM


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