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#1 User is offline   Ben Cranklin 

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Posted 21 August 2019 - 07:02 PM

Elderly Couple Denies Police Charge That They Engaged In Lewd Acts At Connecticut Park
August 21, 2019
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The octogenarian couple accused of lewd behavior in a park near their Connecticut home denied wrongdoing in a TSG interview, saying that they were caught up in a morals sweep targeting men engaging in public sex acts.

Joyce Butler, 85, and her husband Richard, 82, were cited last week for breach of peace at a Fairfield park about four miles from their home in Bridgeport.

After receiving complaints about inappropriate behavior in the park, police conducted a surveillance operation that netted the couple, who have been married for 60 years, and four men ranging in age from 62 to 75.

A police press release announcing the roundup does not specifically describe what the Butlers allegedly did at the park.

But in an interview today, the couple vehemently denied engaging in lewd activity while parked in their Toyota. “We were just sitting there and we just got caught in what was going on,” said Joyce Butler. “And they were perfectly all wrong. There was nothing going on at all.”

The couple, who have five adult children and 14 grandchildren, said they went for a drive last Friday and stopped at the Grace Richardson Open Space conservation area.

“We were just sitting in the car to get a little air and that was it,” said Joyce, who added that, “We’ve gone there for years. We used to take the children to go find golf balls years ago when they were little.” The 87-acre park is adjacent to a public golf course.

When Joyce handed the phone to her husband, the first thing Richard Butler said was, “I haven’t had sex in maybe ten years. I got no blood flow. I got three doctors that would back me up.” The retired factory worker then echoed his wife’s account of their trip to the park.

“What the <censored> can I do in the <censored>ing front seat of a car?” asked Richard, who said he uses a walker and can no longer navigate the park on foot, as he used to do with his wife.

More (language alert - no profanity filter at Smoking Gun site)
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Posted 21 August 2019 - 07:52 PM

And every guy in the country is going, like, "Duude! At 82? You da man!"

“We were just sitting in the car to get a little air and that was it." Yeah, that story didn't work when I was 17 either.

You da man.
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Posted 21 August 2019 - 08:10 PM

Sorry, 80-yr olds aren’t getting frisky in the front seat of a car. An 80-yr old man with some happy pills and a (much younger than he) prostitute - that I would believe. But not this guy and his wife. No way are they doing anything in their car other than sitting and talking.
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Posted 21 August 2019 - 08:17 PM

View PostLeansToTheRight, on 21 August 2019 - 08:10 PM, said:

Sorry, 80-yr olds aren’t getting frisky in the front seat of a car. An 80-yr old man with some happy pills and a (much younger than he) prostitute - that I would believe. But not this guy and his wife. No way are they doing anything in their car other than sitting and talking.


Yeah, but think of the STORIES he can tell at the Senior Center now.
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Posted 21 August 2019 - 08:29 PM

View PostLeansToTheRight, on 21 August 2019 - 08:10 PM, said:

Sorry, 80-yr olds aren’t getting frisky in the front seat of a car. An 80-yr old man with some happy pills and a (much younger than he) prostitute - that I would believe. But not this guy and his wife. No way are they doing anything in their car other than sitting and talking.


One of my "dirty jobs" back in the day was doing "Food Service" for a quasi-nursing home just N of West Palm Beach FL. You'd be surprised what goes on in such places. Heck, if they'd have renamed it "Peyton Place Assisted Living" nobody would have questioned it.
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Posted 21 August 2019 - 08:35 PM

I believe his story. Sometimes, even at only 64, I enjoy just sitting and getting some fresh air. It's nothing surprising.

:shrug:
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Posted 21 August 2019 - 08:36 PM

And hold that thought for 20 years. Almost 60-ish now. If Mrs Smithee and I can get busted for that 20 years hence? I'm gonna frame that arrest affidavit and hang it on the wall. And will vigorously defend ourselves AGAINST any prosecutor that wants to dismiss the charge.
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Posted 21 August 2019 - 09:01 PM

View PostMontyPython, on 21 August 2019 - 08:35 PM, said:

I believe his story. Sometimes, even at only 64, I enjoy just sitting and getting some fresh air. It's nothing surprising.

:shrug:

Yeah, but it depends what you are airing out.

Sir, can you please put your pants back on?
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Posted 21 August 2019 - 09:52 PM

View PostMontyPython, on 21 August 2019 - 08:35 PM, said:

I believe his story. Sometimes, even at only 64, I enjoy just sitting and getting some fresh air. It's nothing surprising.

:shrug:


Yeah, I believe his story too (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Hey, if you and Mrs. Python want to occasionally "get some fresh air", then far be it from me to judge the precise means by which you do so, as long as it doesn't involve children or livestock.
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Posted 22 August 2019 - 12:47 AM

View PostDean Adam Smithee, on 21 August 2019 - 07:52 PM, said:

And every guy in the country is going, like, "Duude! At 82? You da man!"

“We were just sitting in the car to get a little air and that was it." Yeah, that story didn't work when I was 17 either.

You da man.

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Posted 22 August 2019 - 02:01 AM

View PostLeansToTheRight, on 21 August 2019 - 08:10 PM, said:

Sorry, 80-yr olds aren’t getting frisky in the front seat of a car. An 80-yr old man with some happy pills and a (much younger than he) prostitute - that I would believe. But not this guy and his wife. No way are they doing anything in their car other than sitting and talking.


You'd be surprised. My wife works at a nursing home.
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Posted 22 August 2019 - 08:27 AM

View PostModerator T, on 22 August 2019 - 02:01 AM, said:

You'd be surprised. My wife works at a nursing home.


My mom was a nurse in one too. She had some stories.
And this was before Viagra was invented.
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Posted 22 August 2019 - 08:57 AM

View PostModerator T, on 22 August 2019 - 02:01 AM, said:

You'd be surprised. My wife works at a nursing home.


I know. Everyone knows. It’s not a secret what goes on in nursing homes. But that isn’t the front seat of a car. That’s my point. This was in the front seat of the car. They weren’t doing anything but sitting. They may have been talking about all the racy acts they were going to perform on one another once they got back home. But they weren’t doing any of them in the front seat of their car.

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Posted 22 August 2019 - 09:17 AM

View PostLeansToTheRight, on 22 August 2019 - 08:57 AM, said:

I know. Everyone knows. It’s not a secret what goes on in nursing homes. But that isn’t the front seat of a car. That’s my point. This was in the front seat of the car. They weren’t doing anything but sitting. They may have been talking about all the racy acts they were going to perform on one another once they got back home. But they weren’t doing any of them in the front seat of their car.


Front seat of the car is complicated, like a shower.
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Posted 22 August 2019 - 09:31 AM

View PostLadybird, on 22 August 2019 - 09:17 AM, said:

Front seat of the car is complicated, like a shower.

Yes, the steering wheel gets in the way. It would have been more believable had they been in the back seat.
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Posted 22 August 2019 - 10:13 AM

View PostLeansToTheRight, on 21 August 2019 - 08:10 PM, said:

Sorry, 80-yr olds aren’t getting frisky in the front seat of a car. An 80-yr old man with some happy pills and a (much younger than he) prostitute - that I would believe. But not this guy and his wife. No way are they doing anything in their car other than sitting and talking.


Yeah, that's a lot of work when they can just stay home and DOIT on the couch.
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Posted 22 August 2019 - 10:32 AM

View PostModerator T, on 22 August 2019 - 02:01 AM, said:

You'd be surprised. My wife works at a nursing home.

You ought to hear the stories coming out of The Villages in Florida. Supposedly, it's also a hotbed for STDs!
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Posted 22 August 2019 - 10:41 AM

Damn!

I salute you!
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Posted 22 August 2019 - 01:36 PM

Reminds me of an old joke:

A guy turns 65 and decides to retire, so he sets up a retirement physical.

After the exam the Dr. says "Wow you're fit as a fiddle, strong as an ox; what did your dad die of"?

The man states "Did I say he was dead? He's 85 and fit as a fiddle and just ran a marathon".

The Dr. asks "Well what did your grandpa die of"?

The man says "Did I say he was dead" He's 105 and fit as a fiddle and just married an 18 year old girl."

The Dr. asks "Why would he want to marry an 18 year old girl"?

The man says "Did I say he wanted to marry her"?


Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
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Posted 22 August 2019 - 10:10 PM

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… "What the <censored> can I do in the <censored>ing front seat of a car?"

Get yourself a 1977 Cadillac Eldorado. Front wheel drive means no transmission hump (tee hee hee), the front bench seat is THIS wide and goes back THAT far (electric!). It was carefully designed for experienced folks; none of that teenaged climbing into the back-seat nonsense.

Oh, and I want to be him! Never mind the alleged nookie; just to be driving at that age!
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