An Evil Birthday Clown, Stalks Your Child For A Fee
Posted 08 May 2012 - 10:51 AM
The Huffington Post
By Andy Campbell
Attention parents: Just in case your children don't have anything to talk about in therapy, here's something you might want to consider:
Dominic Deville rents himself out as an "evil birthday clown" who leaves scary notes for your children, warning them that they're being watched and that they'll soon be attacked.
At the end of a terrifying week, your child will indeed be attacked. Deville, wearing a freaky clown mask, will smash a cake into your child's face, Metro reported.
Deville is capitalizing on what has become a mainstay for all circus-going kids: the fear of clowns. You may think Stephen King's "It" was scary, but Deville will keep you shaking in your big, red floppy shoes.
Throughout the week leading up to the child's birthday, "The child feels more and more that it is being pursued," Deville told Metro. "The clown's one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days."
Deville harasses his targets with texts, phone calls and letters to let them know that their time is coming, according to the Herald Sun.
Posted 08 May 2012 - 03:30 PM
Posted 08 May 2012 - 04:04 PM
Posted 08 May 2012 - 04:07 PM
I realize lots of people don't like clowns, or find them "scary" or whatever, but I've never been one of them. I like clowns. They were always my favorite part of the circus. But then, my parents never hired one to stalk me.....