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#1 User is offline   MTP Reggie 

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 10:51 AM

Dominic Deville, An Evil Birthday Clown, Stalks Your Child For A Fee
The Huffington Post
By Andy Campbell
Posted: 05/08/2012
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Attention parents: Just in case your children don't have anything to talk about in therapy, here's something you might want to consider:

Dominic Deville rents himself out as an "evil birthday clown" who leaves scary notes for your children, warning them that they're being watched and that they'll soon be attacked.

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At the end of a terrifying week, your child will indeed be attacked. Deville, wearing a freaky clown mask, will smash a cake into your child's face, Metro reported.

Deville is capitalizing on what has become a mainstay for all circus-going kids: the fear of clowns. You may think Stephen King's "It" was scary, but Deville will keep you shaking in your big, red floppy shoes.

Throughout the week leading up to the child's birthday, "The child feels more and more that it is being pursued," Deville told Metro. "The clown's one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days."

Deville harasses his targets with texts, phone calls and letters to let them know that their time is coming, according to the Herald Sun.

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 11:01 AM

What does a dead clown look like?
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 11:03 AM

View Postpict, on 08 May 2012 - 11:01 AM, said:

What does a dead clown look like?



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Posted 08 May 2012 - 11:09 AM

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He's alive in that picture...
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 11:32 AM

For the parent who doesn't think their child has enough neurosis.

And then they'll wonder why their kids stick them in a cut-rate nursing home.
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:08 PM

View Postpict, on 08 May 2012 - 11:01 AM, said:

What does a dead clown look like?


With or without the bullet holes and stab wounds? :sorcerer: They smell weird too after they've crapped their pants and all.:sick:
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 01:16 PM

View Postleftcoast, right winger, on 08 May 2012 - 12:08 PM, said:

With or without the bullet holes and stab wounds? :sorcerer: They smell weird funny too after they've crapped their pants and all.:sick:

Fixed that for you. ;) :razz:
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 01:27 PM

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An Evil Birthday Clown



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Posted 08 May 2012 - 02:03 PM

That's years and years of therapy waiting to happen.
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 02:04 PM

I already didn't like clowns.
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 02:18 PM

I have always hated clowns.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 03:30 PM

Yeah, that wouldn't have worked out well for him if my parents hired him. I had all kinds of plans to kill the clown from Poltergeist when I was a kid. Most of them involved bringing Chuck Norris into my dreams per A Nightmare on Elm Street. But a few of them involved my wrist rocket, some old pin balls and finally my machete.
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 04:04 PM

View PostMTP Reggie, on 08 May 2012 - 11:03 AM, said:

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LOL
I saw the headline and the first thing i thought of was IT.

Although, I suppose Benny Hill is a dead clown.....

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 04:07 PM

People actually hire this guy to terrorize their kids?

I realize lots of people don't like clowns, or find them "scary" or whatever, but I've never been one of them. I like clowns. They were always my favorite part of the circus. But then, my parents never hired one to stalk me.....

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 07:12 PM

View PostMontyPython, on 08 May 2012 - 04:07 PM, said:

But then, my parents never hired one to stalk me.....



Maybe they should have...
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 11:45 PM

View PostMTP Reggie, on 08 May 2012 - 07:12 PM, said:

Maybe they should have...


Well they hired this Texan instead.....

;)

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 12:28 AM

View PostMontyPython, on 08 May 2012 - 11:45 PM, said:

Well they hired this Texan instead.....

;)

:lol:

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