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#1 User is offline   LongKnife 

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 04:40 PM

No bond for man who shot himself in penis while robbing hot dog stand
Chicago Sun Times
November 2, 2017

A 19-year-old man who shot himself in the penis after allegedly holding up a South Side hotdog stand Tuesday won’t be going home when he’s released from the hospital.

Terrion Pouncy remained at Christ Hospital recovering from his injuries on Thursday, missing a bond hearing at the Leighton Criminal Courthouse on two counts of armed robbery.

Pouncy was arrested at the Oak Lawn hospital not long after he was found slumped on the steps of a home across the street from a West Pullman restaurant that Chicago Police say he robbed at gunpoint about 6 a.m. on Halloween.

Judge Stephanie Miller ordered him held without bond.

Pouncy was unable to run further because of the pain of a self-inflicted gunshot wound suffered when tried to adjust the .38-caliber pistol in his waistband as he ran off after robbing Maxwell Street Express at 116th and Halsted, Assistant Cook County State’s Attorney Erin Antonietti said in court.

Pouncy had pulled out the gun and demanded cash from two employees, pressing the gun to the head of a 39-year-old worker, Antonietti said.

The victim, who had been passing a bucket filled with grease over the counter, called for his co-worker to hand over the cash from the register. As they passed their wallets and a stack of singles to Pouncy, the bucket tipped and bills went flying, Antonietti said.

Still pointing the gun at the workers, Pouncy stooped over to collect the cash, Antonietti said. Shifting the gun in his waistband as he ran out, he apparently pulled the trigger, firing a bullet that struck him in the penis, Antonietti said.A 19-year-old man who shot himself in the penis after allegedly holding up a South Side hotdog stand Tuesday won’t be going home when he’s released from the hospital.

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 04:57 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Holey hot dog, Batman!

(No, that wasn't a typo.)

;)
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 05:01 PM

Hot wieners.
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 05:08 PM

Hopefully, Terrion, hasn't bred and passed his 'stupid' genes on to succeeding generations.
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 05:19 PM

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 05:20 PM

Shouldn't be any big deal? (Well, it won't be anymore!)

Didn't he steal enough weiners for a spare?
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 05:25 PM

Heyjackass tallies these on their “Shot-in-the-Junk-O-meter”. The “Chalkie” graphics are a hoot. 51 so far for 2017 in Chiraq.
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 05:26 PM

View PostSARGE, on 04 November 2017 - 05:08 PM, said:

Hopefully, Terrion, hasn't bred and passed his 'stupid' genes on to succeeding generations.

Well, if he hadn’t, he kinda lost his chance.
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 05:59 PM

Instant Karma
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 06:02 PM

View Poststick, on 04 November 2017 - 05:59 PM, said:

Instant Karma

...on his dogma....... :coolshades:
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 06:15 PM

View PostBig Dave, on 04 November 2017 - 06:02 PM, said:

...on his dogma....... :coolshades:

Packin' a rod cost him his rod.
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 06:18 PM

A violent black man!!!! How rare is that.

At least the right person got shot.
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 06:47 PM

View Postintotheblackhole, on 04 November 2017 - 06:18 PM, said:

A violent black man!!!! How rare is that.

At least the right person got shot.

And with luck prevailing, he won't be able to reproduce?
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 06:53 PM

View PostRock N, on 04 November 2017 - 06:47 PM, said:

And with luck prevailing, he won't be able to reproduce?


He's 19 and probably already has 3 kids for 3 different women and all are on welfare.

Plus he will have to squat to pee.

This post has been edited by intotheblackhole: 04 November 2017 - 06:55 PM

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 08:26 PM

View Poststick, on 04 November 2017 - 05:59 PM, said:

Instant Karma

Is gonna get ya.
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 10:21 PM

If Obama had a son...
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 10:49 PM

View Postintotheblackhole, on 04 November 2017 - 06:53 PM, said:

He's 19 and probably already has 3 kids for 3 different women and all are on welfare.

Plus he will have to squat to pee.

:lol:

You're probably right.
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 11:44 PM

View PostBARman29, on 04 November 2017 - 10:21 PM, said:

If Obama had a son...



:rofl:
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Posted 05 November 2017 - 03:53 PM

Is it okay to laugh? The jokes just write themselves.
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Posted 05 November 2017 - 04:52 PM

If his injury is a permanent 'disability', technically, he could qualify for a Darwin award since he potentially has removed himself from the gene pool...
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