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#1 User is offline   MTP Reggie 

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Posted 11 March 2019 - 07:32 AM

A Company Is Offering $45k A Year To Test Their Range Of Sex Dolls
March 10, 2019
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Today's technology is moving at a phenomenal pace, foldable screen smartphones have just come onto the market, automation in the workplace is becoming more commonplace, even gaming has changed with Virtual Reality integration.

When it comes down to human's most primal desires, the tech guys have that covered too with artificial intelligence sex dolls. They seem to be a popular choice in the sex industry with many companies trying to stay ahead of the curve in this new area of the business.

London based company, Silicone Sex World are currently searching for an employee to take their range of sex dolls for a whirl in between the sheets.

If you don't mind shafting a plastic doll, their employment package looks pretty tempting. They're offering an attractive $45,000 yearly salary, flexible working hours, a company phone, twenty two days paid leave and even a gym card, supposedly to help keep your stamina in tip top form.

The company says that additionally, friends and family members get a discount on their range of high quality products.

Unlike the comical inflatable sex dolls of old, these new high tech dolls come with realistic looking features and skin. Their range caters for both sexes, they have male and female dolls and even a shemale doll. Their high end dolls also have AI technology built in and they're apparently as close to the real thing as you can get.

The successful applicant won't just be laying around in bed all day 'testing' a range of dolls. He/she will be expected to also keep up with industry news by attending events around the world, keeping on track with what's hot in the sex doll industry.

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Posted 11 March 2019 - 08:14 AM

What title does a sex doll banger put on a business card....?
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 08:37 AM

View Postzurg, on 11 March 2019 - 08:14 AM, said:

What title does a sex doll banger put on a business card....?




'Pict'
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 10:58 AM

View PostMTP Reggie, on 11 March 2019 - 08:37 AM, said:

'Pict'


I miss him to, definitely he would have been in here adding his unique insight and wit.

But, as far as business card or title.... I would say lonely 'f r'

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Posted 11 March 2019 - 11:12 AM

View PostMTP Reggie, on 11 March 2019 - 08:37 AM, said:

'Pict'

:biglaugh:

Good one. I think he’d laugh too...

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Posted 11 March 2019 - 12:03 PM

View Postzurg, on 11 March 2019 - 08:14 AM, said:

What title does a sex doll banger put on a business card....?

Jack off all trades?
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 12:05 PM

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Posted 11 March 2019 - 02:10 PM

View PostMTP Reggie, on 11 March 2019 - 08:37 AM, said:

'Pict'

That is a drop the mic post. No other suggestions are worthy. ;)
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 02:36 PM

It can't be any worse than sex with my ex-wife! Where do I sign up?
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 02:48 PM

Imagine all the hookers and blow you could buy with $45k/yr. /sarc

Seriously, unless these dolls get to some ultra realistic level of detail and autonomy (basically 99.99% just like a real women) I'll never understand how a market exists for them. It's like some people forget real women are walking around - EVERYWHERE. Try spending the $5-10k on a real woman and it might surprise you how far you'd get.
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 03:16 PM

Because this is becoming the norm

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Posted 11 March 2019 - 03:43 PM

Dumb marketing department. If you just offer a free doll, you will get volunteers by the thousands to work for free...
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 04:35 PM

View Postzurg, on 11 March 2019 - 08:14 AM, said:

What title does a sex doll banger put on a business card....?


Professional Rubber Pecker Necker... :coolshades:
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 05:20 PM

View PostJunto, on 11 March 2019 - 02:48 PM, said:

Imagine all the hookers and blow you could buy with $45k/yr. /sarc

Seriously, unless these dolls get to some ultra realistic level of detail and autonomy (basically 99.99% just like a real women) I'll never understand how a market exists for them. It's like some people forget real women are walking around - EVERYWHERE. Try spending the $5-10k on a real woman and it might surprise you how far you'd get.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ff/ff0b76131f9e5980456862a4b562d41ef1d0540f01ac7eca8c65d32d2ffdea07.jpg

Problem solved!
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 05:30 PM

View PostJunto, on 11 March 2019 - 02:48 PM, said:

Imagine all the hookers and blow you could buy with $45k/yr. /sarc

Seriously, unless these dolls get to some ultra realistic level of detail and autonomy (basically 99.99% just like a real women) I'll never understand how a market exists for them. It's like some people forget real women are walking around - EVERYWHERE. Try spending the $5-10k on a real woman and it might surprise you how far you'd get.


Above a point, doesn't matter how realistic. Put on Virtual Reality (VR) goggles.

I remember Dennis Miller on one of his "Rants" back in his HBO days (Must've been late '90s or early '00s) saying something like, "When VR gets to a point where the average workingman can F███ a supermodel, this is going to make crack cocaine seem like cheerios in comparison."

Well, here we are 20-ish years later. In the Industrial and First Responder world, I've been to some trade shows and seen the latest VR/AR stuff used for training and simulations. Two words: Holy Crap. It's only a matter of time until this filters down to the porn world (if it hasn't already) and Dennis Miller is proven right.

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If I may get a bit banal and/or crude:

THAT said, I remember my 20s with guys around me who frequently just wanted a place to stick an appendage and get their rocks off. Office talk generally consisted of referring to dates in terms of "one bag", "two bag", and "Coyote"

"One Bag": Stick a bag over her head so you don't have to look at her while you're getting your rocks off.

"Two Bag": A step below that. Put a bag over your head as well, in case her bag falls off.

"Coyote": You "hook up" in a drunken stupor and do whatever just before blacking out. You wake up the next morning and she's still asleep on your arm, but so ugly that you'd rather chew your arm off like a coyote in a trap than wake her up.

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Well, That WAS the dating scene and water-cooler talk in the '70s/'80s. I doubt much has changed. But probably the sort this product was made for.

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Want to be "Scared Straight" and swear off the "hook-up culture" forever: I recommend one film: Looking for Mr. Goodbar (1977). (Spoiler Alert: It didn't end well).
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 08:44 PM

Next they'll have a amusement parks with robots that look like people, but will act out your most fanciful freaky fantasies of adventure and romance on command.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 08:51 PM

View PostLadybird, on 11 March 2019 - 08:44 PM, said:

Next they'll have a amusement parks with robots that look like people, but will act out your most fanciful freaky fantasies of adventure and romance on command.
What could possibly go wrong?

Welcome to Westworld.
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 08:55 PM

View PostFirst Sarge, on 11 March 2019 - 03:16 PM, said:

Because this is becoming the norm

https://b2aeaa58a57a200320db-8b65b95250e902c437b256b5abf3eac7.ssl.cf5.rackcdn.com/media_entries/14927/antifat.jpg

Who knew beer bellies on women are fashion statements?

View PostLadybird, on 11 March 2019 - 08:44 PM, said:

Next they'll have a amusement parks with robots that look like people, but will act out your most fanciful freaky fantasies of adventure and romance on command.
What could possibly go wrong?

The series could go catastrophically over budget?
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 09:35 PM

View PostJunto, on 11 March 2019 - 08:51 PM, said:

Welcome to Westworld.


Yep. And “Humans” - which I think was BBC? Can’t remember, but it was a good show.
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Posted 12 March 2019 - 01:41 AM

I am now retired and love it, but I think I will take this job.http://www.rightnation.us/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/thumbsup.gif
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