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#1 User is offline   MTP Reggie 

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Posted 05 October 2019 - 08:06 AM

Trump's Approval Rating Skyrockets After Deporting Nickelback Back To Canada
October 4th, 2019
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Threatened by an impeachment inquiry that has gained some steam, President Trump was looking for a way to turn around his poll numbers.

The answer fell into his lap as he tweeted out a Nickelback meme. Nickelback filed a copyright complaint, forcing the video to be taking down and forcing Dems to ally themselves with Nickelback.

This was bad enough for the Dems, but then Trump all but sealed their fate by signing an executive order forcing all Nickelback band members to move back to Canada immediately.

ICE agents raided Chad Kroeger's Los Angeles home and put him on a moose bound for Canada right away. Other band members scattered across the country were also sent back on the backs of moose, marmosets, lemmings, and whatever other weird animals Canada has.

"This is a great day for America," Trump said at the signing of the deportation order. "We can no longer allow Canadian bands like Nickelback to just come across our border and ruin our music."


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Posted 05 October 2019 - 08:16 AM


Nickelback isn't that bad.

I admit that I like their music. So what? :shrug:
The only negative thing about them is that all of their songs sound the same, all have the same vocal cadence by Chad Kroger? The same can be said about the band "Bush" and many other rock bands that are decent bands.

I don't get why so many hate them so much?

There are hundreds of bands and performers out there who are much more worthy of contempt than Nickelback?

Most people that I know who hate Nickelback are the types who like the "Cookie Monster" singer grunting/straining his bowels passing a brick type of "death metal" rock music? :rolleyes:

Now that kind of disgusting crap music ought to be hated and driven out of the country just as much as rap music! :lol:

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Posted 05 October 2019 - 10:43 AM


Me, I know exactly nothing about Nickelback. Couldn't name one of their songs if my life depended on it. But I love the Babylon Bee!


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Posted 05 October 2019 - 12:23 PM

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
'cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the V.I.P. with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
Hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar

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