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#1 User is offline   grimreefer 

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Posted 11 January 2020 - 03:04 AM

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Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

By Amanda Prestigiacomo
DailyWire.com
January 11th, 2020

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Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.

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I bet it doesn't. :whistling:
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 03:53 AM

Just how big of a narcissist do you have to be to market something that smells like your girl bog and sell it for $75 a container?

Most people burn scented candles to alleviate unpleasant smells, not stink up their home with one.
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 04:27 AM

Pretty Trans-phobic too. "Trans-women" have vaginas, mere women have front holes. :rant:
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 05:01 AM

Makes you wonder where they're rummaging around to find their next big seller... :wtf2: :nuts:
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 07:07 AM

She should try taking a bath. Might help with the smell.
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 08:35 AM

Nothing ruins my dinner more than someone at the table or the table next to mine ordering fish.
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 08:39 AM

I hope this doesnt trend, a Mylie Syrus version would smell like a dumpster fire.

How about a Rosie O Donnel or Whoopie Goldberg, oooh the humanity
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 08:45 AM


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Posted 11 January 2020 - 10:15 AM

From the freak that named her kid "Apple". :nuts:
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 10:50 AM

Thanks for the warning, Gywneth. And thanks for giving it a name that's impossible to mistake: "This Smells Like My Vagina". One quick suggestion: That name should be slapped on it with a big red warning label:

WARNING! This Smells Like My Vagina!



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Posted 11 January 2020 - 10:55 AM

Leftist visitor: What an (um) interesting smell you have going on in your home.
Leftist host: Yes. It's my new Gywneth Stanks up the house candle. Like it?
Leftist visitor: Not particularly.
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 11:10 AM

Why would I want a candle that smells like sour milk and sardines?
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 11:27 AM

View Posterp, on 11 January 2020 - 07:07 AM, said:

She should try taking a bath. Might help with the smell.

Either that or she's quite the contortionist for her age. I mean, my dog and cat can get their noses that far, but this is a 47 or so year old woman.
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 11:29 AM

Well I gotta give her credit. She knows her stupid fans all want of whiff whether it actually smells like her old snatch or not and can’t get their credit cards out fast enough. Brilliant marketing actually.

But my question is: what does it smell like after you light it on fire? :blink:
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 11:34 AM

Maybe jack black will market a candle that smells like his ass. I’d buy one and send it to gwennith

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Posted 11 January 2020 - 12:24 PM

View PostNH Populist, on 11 January 2020 - 05:01 AM, said:

Makes you wonder where they're rummaging around to find their next big seller... :wtf2: :nuts:


I don't even want to think about that! I also wonder about the people who buy this ... and for $75!
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 12:29 PM

Meh. All she did was rebrand the Asian candle "Tokyo Fish Market."
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 12:35 PM

Ew. Why would anyone (besides maybe her boyfriend) want to smell this woman's <censored>?
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Posted 11 January 2020 - 01:19 PM

Nancy Pelosi's would be along the lines of...

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/a8/6b/d2a86b7e6676237f8061182e13763603.jpg

ETA - I couldn't decide if Ginsberg was a better fit or not. It works either way.

This post has been edited by Junto: 11 January 2020 - 01:23 PM

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Posted 11 January 2020 - 01:39 PM

https://www.thegatew...le-controversy/
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