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#1 User is offline   MTP Reggie 

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 06:41 AM

Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery
Posted Mar 22, 4:51 PM
By Samantha Swindler
The Oregonian/OregonLive

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Portland finds a way. Close down her strip clubs, and dancers will do delivery.

That's what's happening at the Lucky Devil Lounge at 633 S.E. Powell Blvd. The club was forced to close with Gov. Kate Brown's mandate to stem the spread of coronavirus, but the order does allow food establishments to offer take-out or delivery.

And thus was born club owner Shon Boulden's newest business: Boober Eats.

The home delivery service, in which a pair of scantily clad strippers will deliver hot food to your door, started as a joke Boulden posted on social media. When people began seriously inquiring about orders, Boulden saw potential.

So, while the rest of Portland was hoarding toilet paper and pasta, he bought out one local store's stock of pasties.

From 7 p.m. to 1 a.m., Boober Eats is offering the full menu from the Lucky Devil Lounge at the same prices. Delivery rates are generally $30, but vary depending on distance from the lounge.

"If someone wants to give us a couple hundred bucks to go to the coast, we'll do it as long as the girls are taken care of," Boulden said.

Popular orders include chicken fingers, steak bites and mini corndogs.

"All the calls, people are just giddy and fun," Boulden said. "Sometimes it's a surprise for someone, sometimes it's a birthday, sometimes it's people that are really stoned."

All dancers are driven and escorted by a security guard. And there's at least one rule that carries over from the strip club to a pandemic Ė no touching the dancers.

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 07:14 AM

Good for them, innovation is key. When you get a crap hand play it to the fullest.
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Posted 24 March 2020 - 08:14 AM

Boober Eats... :coolshades:

Gotta love ingenuity.
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Posted 24 March 2020 - 08:20 AM

Capitalism, supply and demand...gotta love it.
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Posted 24 March 2020 - 08:42 AM

I am sure not all, but I guarantee you there is more than just chicken, mini hot dogs or pastries being delivered. Willing to bet that within a couple months you will read about a sting operation busting them for prostitution. I understand there is a security guard and all, but still. But even a single or pair of $100's often has a way of making people look a different direction or become blind.
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Posted 24 March 2020 - 09:41 AM

And in the era of "Me Too", the Kavanaugh hearings, and she said/she said. What could go wrong?
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Posted 24 March 2020 - 10:31 AM

I just called them...They donít deliver to Massachusetts
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Posted 24 March 2020 - 10:50 AM

View Postfirecoco, on 24 March 2020 - 10:31 AM, said:

I just called them...They don't deliver to Massachusetts


Everything has a price...
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Posted 24 March 2020 - 11:06 AM

It brings to mind that nurse from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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Posted 24 March 2020 - 12:02 PM

View Postfirecoco, on 24 March 2020 - 10:31 AM, said:

I just called them...They donít deliver to Massachusetts


Opportunity knocks....
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Posted 24 March 2020 - 12:46 PM

View Poststick, on 24 March 2020 - 12:02 PM, said:

Opportunity knocks....


In this case dont you mean opportunity kncokers?
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Posted 24 March 2020 - 04:17 PM

I would assume that they offer a wide variety of wet naps with their deliveries? Gotta keep those hands clean, you know...
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Posted 24 March 2020 - 06:30 PM

View Poststick, on 24 March 2020 - 12:02 PM, said:

Opportunity knocks....

Sometimes it just blows.
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Posted 24 March 2020 - 07:06 PM

View Postzurg, on 24 March 2020 - 06:30 PM, said:

Sometimes it just blows.


You mean 'sucks'. 'Blows' is just a figure of speech...
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Posted 24 March 2020 - 10:24 PM

View PostMTP Reggie, on 24 March 2020 - 07:06 PM, said:

You mean 'sucks'. 'Blows' is just a figure of speech...


What you suck can determine when and if you blow, though, right?
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Posted 25 March 2020 - 10:29 AM

View PostTicked@TinselTown, on 24 March 2020 - 10:24 PM, said:

What you suck can determine when and if you blow, though, right?

Sounds like an expert.... :whistling:
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Posted 25 March 2020 - 02:58 PM

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d9/9b/28/d99b28e1c2e2cb4376393c14ed8d342b.jpg

I used to have this on a T-shirt.
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Posted 25 March 2020 - 06:24 PM

View Postzurg, on 25 March 2020 - 10:29 AM, said:

Sounds like an expert.... :whistling:


Just been paying close attention to some of the story time shares through the years here on RN... :coolshades:
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Posted 26 March 2020 - 11:54 AM

View Postfirecoco, on 24 March 2020 - 10:31 AM, said:

I just called them...They donít deliver to Massachusetts

Yet
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