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2. Close the Borders now.
3. Deport all illegal immigrants now.
3a. Prosecute companies who hire illegals.
4. Eliminate bilingual education in all states. US=English. Learn it.
5. Require health tests for all recent foreign born immigrants.
6. Make tax cuts permanent.
7. Reduce the number of Federal Employees.
8. Tort Reform - Stop Class Action Lawyers.
9. Reduce the size of government, now.
10. Reduce the Supreme Courts job to interpreting the law as was
intended by our framers .
11. Make Supreme Court judgeships renewable every year by vote. No "in for
life" and no problems as now seen with activist judges.
12. Take the job of education out of the fed gov hands and place it back in
the hands of the people, communities. Work toward privatization, school
vouchers and supplemental homeschool co-ops.
13. No compulsory pre-K.
4. End all entitlement programs and put money saved into the Social
Security program. Take Social Security out of the General Funds and
keep the money from being used for any other program.
15. Privatize Social Security and start a 10% set aside retirement plan out of every dollar earned by American citizens. No money will be sent out of the country.
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Anyone can be a Democrat simply by not thinking and voting that way.
But if
you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some core myths you must
believe:
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal
funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th
graders
how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding
Americans,
are more of a threat than US nuclear weapons technology in the hands
of
Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more
affected by
yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being
homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments
create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
loony
activists from Hollywood do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually
doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
parts
of the constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports
certain
parts of the Constitution.
12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.
13. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but
racial
quotas and set-asides aren't.
14. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
charge.
15. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in
jail, but
a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House (from '93 through
2000)!
16. You have to believe that homosexual parades should be
constitutionally
protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
17. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
Communist Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United
States.
****You Might be a Leftist If . . .
By Marc Levin
FrontPageMagazine.com | October 8, 2003
You believe John Ashcroft poses a greater danger to America than
Osama bin Laden
You think President Bush lied to the nation but his predecessor did not.
You believe President Bush is too dumb to be President and Arnold
Schwarzenegger is too dumb to be Governor of California, but the Dixie
Chicks, Martin Sheen, Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand, Eddie Vedder and
Jeanine Garofalo are qualified to discourse at length on foreign policy.
You believe all conservatives are racist, but do not think minorities can ever succeed without Affirmative Action.
You can't decide which is worse: the Patriot Act or the Patriot Missile.
You believe Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, and Yasser Arafat were fairly and democratically elected, but President Bush was not.
You root for prisoners when they escape from our oppressive prisons, but oppose allowing poor children to escape from failing public schools.
You support every kind of "diversity" on campus, except political orientation.
You support banning the smoking of tobacco and legalizing marijuana.
You are enraged by the so-called mistreatment of Muslim prisoners (who have gained weight while dining on their specially prepared Koran-approved meals) at Guantanamo Bay, but believe the world should have stood idly by while Saddam Hussein filled mass graves.
You have found where the right to an abortion is written in the Constitution but cannot find where the Constitution provides for a right to keep and bear arms.
You support campus speech codes that ban pick-up lines and amorous gazes, but never spoke out against President Clinton's physical sexual harassment in the White House.
You applauded Jimmy Carter for talking about human rights in foreign policy but opposed George W. Bush for doing something about human rights.
You believe that trial lawyers taking 33 to 40 percent of a plaintiff's recovery in lawsuits is just about right, but the federal government taking this amount of our income in taxes is not nearly enough.
You believe the former Governor of a New England state with 608,827 people is more than adequately experienced to be President in 2004, but the Governor of a Southwestern state with 21,325,018 people was completely unprepared in 2000.
You agree with Toni Morrison that President Clinton was "the first black President," but didn't criticize Al Sharpton for recently labeling President Bush a "gang leader."
You believe we could get more truth out of the Pentagon if only Don Rumsfeld were replaced by Mohammed Al-Sahhaf.
You believe evangelical Christians are destroying America but don't feel threatened by the radical Wahabbi sect of Islam.
When it comes to violent crime, you believe in hating the crime but loving the criminal.
You support unlimited appeals for convicted criminals, but believed it was undemocratic for Californians to reverse their earlier mistake of electing Gray Davis.
You believe U.S. exports of genetically modified foods pose a greater threat to African nations than corrupt dictators like Zimbabwe's Mugabe.
You believe welfare is a fundamental human right and workfare is a human rights violation.
You believe religion is a scourge on our society, but becoming one with Mother Nature by merging with the universal consciousness and harmonizing with lunar reverberations will save us.
You believe President Bush is an environmental criminal for poisoning the water with arsenic, but have never complained about Saddam Hussein's devastating Iraq and Kuwait's environment by setting intentional oil well fires and committing genocide against the Marsh Arabs by draining their wetlands.
Your car sports the bumper sticker saying that "it will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the military has to hold bake sales," but oppose allowing the U.S. military to volunteer recruitment tables on college campuses because of their "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.
If the above has successfully profiled you, congratulations! You have won a one-way ticket to Paris aboard the massive cruise ship, "The U.S.S.R. Michael Moore." Your ticket will be held at the nearest Dennis Kucinich for President rally. Matricular consular ID cards issued by foreign governments will be gladly accepted as identification.
(Rocky)
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This post has been edited by melissaTX: 02 February 2004 - 09:56 AM
Posted 18 June 2004 - 01:02 AM
