[cirej2000]

1. Shut off borders.
2. Provide work permits to Mexican workers. Who pass legal certification.
3. Impose sanctions on Syria.
4. Increase funding to human intelligence assets in our various agencies.
5. Propose English as our national language
6. Fight for making abortion difficult except in rape (early term) and mother's life in jeopardy (as soon as discovered).
7. Back to the borders...kick out illegals as they're captured.
8. Keep the freaking tax-cuts for pete's sake!
9. Encourage tort-reform.
10. Work on opening up the Alaskan Reserve for oil!!!

Hey that's enough for a one-term president.

[candygirl]

good platform

[cirej2000]

ThaSickness, on Mar 18 2004, 08:37 AM, said:

Sounds peachy to me. Ya might wanna add some more though, cjere. Make it more.... well, universal.


Hmmm, more...more...well, besides trying to get a declaration of war for terrorism and supporting freedom of religion from government restrictions put an initiative in place to cut spending for stupid school programs and put more money into enrirchment programs for smart kids.

I dunno, I wouldn't think of much more that I'd try to do for a first go around.

You're not talking healthcare. Are ya!

[Summerian]

I would shut down this site.
All the lies, disrespect for human life, warmongering, hatred for the enviroment...
You have all lost the right to free speech, it's all about the human races survival now. And it's all your fault.


Listen up you stinking maggots, it seems you just don't get it.
Well I've been appointed to inform you, your days are numbered.
You would cry, you would scream
If you knew half the things I see.
Please, please just do as I say,
Repent and leave your evil ways.

Meanwhile....planes drop from the sky,
People disappear and bullets fly.
Little grey men are coming our way,
(Tastes just like chicken, they say.)
Actually they're all around.
Secret bunkers underground.
Round 'em up, skin 'em alive,
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rawhide.

Carter is a clone.
Dozen brothers 'round the globe.
MJ-12 damned us to hell.
Scroll & Key, Skull & Bone.
It's only just begun.
The best is yet to come.
Area 51,
The spawn of Babylon.

Couldn't give a damn about "J.F.K.",
Everything's conspiracy.
Wouldn't be surprised if they have their way
(Tastes just like chicken, they say.)
I know it's hard to swallow.
It must sound too far fetched.
But you can bet your bottom dollar
I ain't going like the rest.

[MontyPython]

All Right, Summerian! Excellent joke! Real funny! Real good parody of the idiotic mindset of the infantile Bush-bashers!

Kudos!













Oh..........You were serious.................??

Never mind. I guess you're just another nutcake. Next time, try this new strategy: It's called "truth", and it relies on things called "facts". I know it's something you're probably unfamiliar with, but you should give it a try. If you're going to pretend we're "lying", for example, you should perhaps offer up an example of a lie. (Hint: long-debunked BS like "Bush lied about WMD" won't fly. It has to be something where somebody really did lie).

[tigerkat]

cirej2000, on Mar 17 2004, 12:22 PM, said:

1. Shut off borders.
2. Provide work permits to Mexican workers. Who pass legal certification.
3. Impose sanctions on Syria.
4. Increase funding to human intelligence assets in our various agencies.
5. Propose English as our national language
6. Fight for making abortion difficult except in rape (early term) and mother's life in jeopardy (as soon as discovered).
7. Back to the borders...kick out illegals as they're captured.
8. Keep the freaking tax-cuts for pete's sake!
9. Encourage tort-reform.
10. Work on opening up the Alaskan Reserve for oil!!!

Hey that's enough for a one-term president.

Good platform. Especially the English as our national langauge. I think that is very important.

[Lisa_]

Summerian is from Sweden. He's outta here.

[Bust: The All-American Dog]

mark, on Aug 26 2004, 02:52 PM, said:

Summerian is from Sweden. He's outta here.

Ban the Swedes!

[danurve]

1.) Close the mexican border.
2.) disolve the U.S.membership in the UN.
3.) give the remaining welfare maggot UN members 90 days to pay up or vacate, they can go to france.
4.) declare and protect English as the official language of the country, make it an absolute requirement for any imigrant who wishes to remain in the country.
5.) declare organizations such as peta, hsus, & elf as domestic terrorists, and criminalize their actions.
6.) sterilize welfare maggots
7.) pennies are an outdated concept, round up or down to the .05 value.
8.) enforce the death penalty
9.) criminalize efforts to undemine the 2nd. Amendment.
10.) Install an indoor archery range at every DMV office so people have something constructive to do while waiting, instead of listening to undisciplined children and welfare maggots who don't speak english.
11.) allow the aquisition of all vehicles and assets of narcotic smugglers, allow the use and sale of such collective assets to fund law enforcement, and border patrol.
12.) support and sponsor educational basics in grade schools, such as cooking, balancing monies, and firearms safety and maintenance.
13.) declare opening spring Turkey a national holiday.

[FrogWeenie]

danurve, on Sep 10 2004, 12:40 PM, said:

1.) Close the mexican border.
2.) disolve the U.S.membership in the UN.
3.) give the remaining welfare maggot UN members 90 days to pay up or vacate, they can go to france.
4.) declare and protect English as the official language of the country, make it an absolute requirement for any imigrant who wishes to remain in the country.
5.) declare organizations such as peta, hsus, & elf as domestic terrorists, and criminalize their actions.
6.) sterilize welfare maggots
7.) pennies are an outdated concept, round up or down to the .05 value.
8.) enforce the death penalty
9.) criminalize efforts to undemine the 2nd. Amendment.
10.) Install an indoor archery range at every DMV office so people have something constructive to do while waiting, instead of listening to undisciplined children and welfare maggots who don't speak english.
11.) allow the aquisition of all vehicles and assets of narcotic smugglers, allow the use and sale of such collective assets to fund law enforcement, and border patrol.
12.) support and sponsor educational basics in grade schools, such as cooking, balancing monies, and firearms safety and maintenance.
13.) declare opening spring Turkey a national holiday.

You're pretty extreme.

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1.) Close the mexican border.

Close? How about just keep out illegals, eh?

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4.) declare and protect English as the official language of the country, make it an absolute requirement for any imigrant who wishes to remain in the country.

Funny, but English IS our OFFICIAL language. A requirement? That's stupid. How about offering it, and then just make it hard for them to get by without it.

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7.) pennies are an outdated concept, round up or down to the .05 value.

Pennies are far from outdated.

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10.) Install an indoor archery range at every DMV office so people have something constructive to do while waiting, instead of listening to undisciplined children and welfare maggots who don't speak english.

[RNMT]

I'd like to dismantle the Departments of Education, Housing, Agriculture, the National Endowment for the Arts, Interior, Smithsonian, IRS, National Endowment for the Humanities, NPR, the Postal Service, Amtrak, UN funding (while I was at it, I'd like to dismantle the UN too), slash Health and Human Services....ad nauseum. The line item veto would actually be a formidable weapon...speaking of that, how about sending Congress home for 9 months out of the year and FORCING them to actually work full time to get THE PEOPLE'S BUSINESS done in three months or less (mostly dismantling more of the Federal government and giving the proceeds back to the TAXPAYING public) and actually requiring the Congress to live under the laws they impose for a change. I must be dreaming....