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MontyPython

A Married Man

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Noclevermoniker

I'm getting married.

 

Today.

 

We're leaving for the church in one hour, so I'm getting offline to go get ready. Next time I'm here I'll be a newlywed.

 

:woohoo: :party: :chili: :woohoo: :banana: :party: :woohoo:

Best wishes to you both! Congrats!!

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zurg

Well done Monty! Good luck ya old time liberal! Congrats to you both!

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Dutch13

Congrats

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Buckwheat Jones

Awesome dude!

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Ladybird

Congratulations!

First comes loves, then comes marriage...

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Howsithangin

Congratulations, young man! :woohoo:

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BARman29

Congratulations to you both.

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gravelrash

Glückwunsch!

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oki

As a married man of over 20 years.........

 

Today you are thanking the priest or justice of the piece, tomorrow though you will probably be wondering if you need to call him(or her) for an exorcism....

 

 

:tongue2:

 

Again, to you and your Mrs. we wish you love, blessings, and many many happy years together.

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Junto

Congrats Monty!

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BootsieBets

Congratulations! And good luck, you two crazy kids!

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helton

Congratulations to you and your bride!

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Kilmerfan

Congratulations.😎

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moocow

As I told my brother in law on his wedding night:

"Good luck, we're all counting on you."

 

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RibeyeSteak

Wow. Congrats!

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JerryL

Congrats to you both. Give her a big hug from Cheryl and I!!!

 

(Thanks for the invitation.... :censored: :crybaby: :tantrum: )

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pepperonikkid

Congratulations Monty

 

 

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I hope you will like this song

 

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Martin

Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime...

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dan r

I'm getting married.

 

Today.

 

We're leaving for the church in one hour, so I'm getting offline to go get ready. Next time I'm here I'll be a newlywed.

 

:woohoo: :party: :chili: :woohoo: :banana: :party: :woohoo:

Congratulations sir! Best wishes for your marriage!

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east dallasite

Happy news! Congratulations!

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DJGoody

Congratulations, Sir!

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Natural Selection
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MontyPython

THANKS EVERYBODY

 

Everything went off without a hitch. Well OK, there was one hitch: WAY more people showed up than we expected. There were enough seats in the church for the ceremony itself, but for the reception afterwards they had to break out a few extra tables and lots more chairs. Fortunately they had extra chairs in a storage room somewhere.

 

I appreciate everybody's good wishes. I'm a newlywed! Everybody who has known me for years is still deep in shock. The famously confirmed bachelor got married????? Did Hell finally freeze over? Are pigs flying?

 

The one drawback - I'm gonna hafta give up all my "marriage" jokes that I've included in my onstage routine for years, LOL. Things like:

 

"Getting married is like burning down your house to get a piece of toast..."

"Getting married is like buying a full set of encyclopedias when you live right next door to the library..."

"The definition of 'bachelor': Somebody who never made the same mistake once..."

 

And so forth, LOL. Hafta stop using those jokes from now on.

 

We figured after living together for 19 years anyway, it was about time to make it official.

 

Thanks again, all.

 

:)

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ilja

Look at that grin on your face.

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