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A Hoarder Tried to Return 4,800 Rolls of Toilet Paper

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A Hoarder Tried to Return 4,800 Rolls of Toilet Paper, the Supermarket Director Gave Him the Finger

Posted at 7:45 pm on April 18, 2020

by Alex Parker

Red State

 

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Remember all that talk of people overbuying sanitary goods like toilet paper so they could rip off the desperate and dirty online?

 

Well, here's a nice little vignette.

 

In a YouTube video posted April 7th, John-Paul Drake, director of Australia's 50-location independent chain Drakes Supermarkets, reported that a customer recently tried to return a gargantuan amount of TP and hand sanitizer:

"I had my first customer yesterday who said he wanted to get a refund on 150 packets of 32-pack toilet paper and 150 units of one liter sanitizer! I told him that."

John-Paul raised his hand and, through a shroud of pixelation, appeared to erect a single finger.

"That is the sort of person that is causing the problem in the whole country."

See for yourself:

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As noted by The Daily Wire, before recounting the ridiculous return, J-P laid out the reason for his stores' purchase limits imposed during the pandemic. It's because of people like Mr. Goofball as mentioned above:

"If everyone had just bought the things that they'd needed for their immediate short-term, we would be fine. But the reality is, we've had so many people hoarding products and buying products that they're never gonna use. I'd almost say that they might not ever eat in their lifetime."

And here's a bit of a stunner: As per John-Paul, in just four weeks, Drakes has "sold eight months of toilet paper."

 

Additionally, they've hawked "a year's supply of flour in nine days."

 

Hence, stores have placed "limits on toilet paper, tissue, paper towels, hand sanitizers, detergent, and many other products, depending on their availability from the manufacturer."

 

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Taggart Transcontinental

Good for him! I think that bung hole can be buried in his little mausoleum of TP and hand sanitizer!

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Howsithangin

I was going to post this. :P

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RedSoloCup

Serves the bastard right! :biglaugh:

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Natural Selection

Say hello to my little friend...

 

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Ticked@TinselTown

Say hello to my little friend...

 

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:biglaugh:

 

With that many friends, you're covered!!!

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Natural Selection

:biglaugh:

 

With that many friends, you're covered!!!

 

"Cover your ass" has always been my motto... :lol:

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Dean Adam Smithee

Good for him! I think that bung hole can be buried in his little mausoleum of TP and hand sanitizer!

 

I got lucky. Not NECESSARILY a "shortage", but at the beginning happened to be at Target when a truck brought in a pallet (I've told this before); I bought (2) 24-packs. I'm no pauper: I COULD'VE bought the whole pallet but didn't:

Leave some for the next family. I've got "enough" TP, maybe even a Roll or two to spare for friends and neighbors.

 

Can I be the TP Nazi on this? "No TP for you"?

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Howsithangin

This is magnificent. :) Karma at its best

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