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SAT Now Features 5 Answer Bubbles: A, B, C, D, And ‘My Truth’

 

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The Babylon Bee
August 14th, 2020

NEW YORK, NY—The College Board announced today that the SAT will be adding a new answer option to all multiple-choice questions starting this year. In addition to the traditional A, B, C, and D, students will now have the option to fill out a fifth answer bubble labeled "My Truth." This will enable them to bypass any questions they deem too triggering or racist, as well as any difficult question their disadvantaged socioeconomic statuses failed to prepare them for.

"This is a leap forward for social justice in academics," said Neezy Dargoone, superintendent of New York Public Schools. "We have long seen the traditional 4-answer system as archaic and rooted in rigid Western thought. This change simply brings the SATs into the postmodern era, and we're happy to see it!" 

Officials confirmed that any answer marked as "My Truth" will be counted as correct and receive full credit. Experts are already noting that disparities in SAT scores have virtually disappeared as a result, with every student in the country receiving perfect scores. Universities are bracing for an influx of tuition-free students in the coming year since every student now qualifies for a full-ride scholarship.

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In a move that will certainly not have any negative side effects, officials are hoping to further spread "my truth" testing to medical and engineering schools at Universities across the country.

More HERE.

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Ticked@TinselTown

my truth is that after I took the SAT's and scored rather well, I was suddenly classified as Puerto Rican and the letters to apply for scholarships to the art schools I had been interested in started coming in a deluge...

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gravelrash

I am on mobile and don't know how to link. There is a demand right now to dismiss ACT and SAT tests for college entry because of Wuhan flu. Which advocates believe is more persuasive than Orangemanbad and systemic racism.

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Ticked@TinselTown
6 minutes ago, gravelrash said:

I am on mobile and don't know how to link. There is a demand right now to dismiss ACT and SAT tests for college entry because of Wuhan flu. Which advocates believe is more persuasive than Orangemanbad and systemic racism.

And Whites should be twice as nice to people of color...

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kestrel
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1 hour ago, Ticked@TinselTown said:

And Whites should be twice as nice to people of color...

That almost sounds like a Song!.....Take it away Songstress ..Maybe to the tune of the Doobie's "Old Black Water"..hows this for a start?

"Whites should be twice as nice to people of color."

" Chubby Antifa, She's calling my name"

"Proud Boys are comin, We might get a thumpin

"Black Voters are voting for Trump just the same!"..      You take the chorus!

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Howsithangin

Anything's possible. I had to double-check that this was the Babylon Bee

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mjperry51
10 hours ago, gravelrash said:

I am on mobile and don't know how to link. There is a demand right now to dismiss ACT and SAT tests for college entry because of Wuhan flu. Which advocates believe is more persuasive than Orangemanbad and systemic racism.

We've just been through the college board/application/scholarship rodeo for the first time. Many colleges are now going ACT/SAT optional.

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TBER6
14 hours ago, kestrel said:

That almost sounds like a Song!.....Take it away Songstress ..Maybe to the tune of the Doobie's "Old Black Water"..hows this for a start?

"Whites should be twice as nice to people of color."

" Chubby Antifa, She's calling my name"

"Proud Boys are comin, We might get a thumpin

"Black Voters are voting for Trump just the same!"..      You take the chorus!

"Oh black voters, keep on votin'

For Democrat masters who'll just keep holdin' you down"

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kestrel
12 minutes ago, TBER6 said:

"Oh black voters, keep on votin'

For Democrat masters who'll just keep holdin' you down"

Wow!...Excellent!.....If you got anymore lay it on me...you do the next verse and I;ll do the next chorus!..and by the way Welcome TBER6!!

Kestrel...

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TBER6
3 hours ago, kestrel said:

Wow!...Excellent!.....If you got anymore lay it on me...you do the next verse and I;ll do the next chorus!..and by the way Welcome TBER6!!

Kestrel...

 

Yeah, keep on wasting your right
They’re gonna make everything
Crazy Joe’s, gonna make everything alright
And ya got nothin’ but worries
While they ain't in no hurry at all

Well, if it pains, they don't care
Just as long as you bend the knee

So take the ballot they already filled out downtown


Yeah, They like to keep you in funkin' misery and dancin’ their honky-tonk
And buyin’ your votes with free phones all 'roun'

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kestrel
5 minutes ago, TBER6 said:

 

Yeah, keep on wasting your right
They’re gonna make everything
Crazy Joe’s, gonna make everything alright
And ya got nothin’ but worries
While they ain't in no hurry at all

Well, if it pains, they don't care
Just as long as you bend the knee

So take the ballot they already filled out downtown


Yeah, They like to keep you in funkin' misery and dancin’ their honky-tonk
And buyin’ your votes with free phones all 'roun'

:clap::clap::clap:..Perfect!...I ain't even gonna try! Well done, Very well done! now if we can get Monty to play Black Water and sing these lyrics

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MontyPython

Good job TBER6.

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