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Teen hospitalized after receiving snake bite to penis while on toilet

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We were told we would go blind from "Watching too many smartphone videos on the toilet" But I never would have anticipated this!

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nypost.com

Teen hospitalized after receiving snake bite to penis while on toilet

By Ben Cost

September 9, 2020 | 11:14am

Teen hospitalized after snake bites his penis while he was on toilet

It tried to hiss-member him.

A Thai teen lived out every man’s worst nightmare after a snake sunk its fangs into his penis while he was on the john.

“I looked down and saw there was a snake hanging in the toilet,” Siraphop Masukarat, 18, told Viral Press. His near-serpent circumcision occurred Tuesday, approximately 12 miles north of Bangkok, after the reptile allegedly infiltrated the plumbing.

Masukarat recalls recalls watching smartphone videos on the toilet when all of sudden he felt a searing pain in his nether region. The university student looked down to discover a nightmarish sight — a 4-foot python with its jaws clamped around the tip of his penis.

At that point, the horrified boy stood up with the snake still attached, and slammed the door on the reptile, causing it to release its grip. Masukarat then howled in terror and rushed out of the now blood-spattered bathroom with his pants around his ankles, whereupon the serpent slinked back into the toilet bowl.

LINK:     https://nyphttps://nypost.com/2020/09/09/teen-hospitalized-after-snake-bite-to-penis-while-on-toilet/ost.com

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Ticked@TinselTown

Ssssseriousssssly grossssssss 🐍😱

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oki

      YIKES!  

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Shaky McSelfie

“a 4-foot python with its jaws clamped around the tip of his penis.”


And this is how Harris became the head of the ticket. ;)

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Shaky McSelfie

“A Thai teen lived out every man’s worst nightmare after a snake sunk its fangs into his penis while he was on the john.”


Yeah, while this is a bad dream, fangs sunk into my balls is more nightmarish. 😳

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kestrel
38 minutes ago, Shaky McSelfie said:

“a 4-foot python with its jaws clamped around the tip of his penis.”


And this is how Harris became the head of the ticket. ;)

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

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Noclevermoniker

The last few years, we’ve had lots of Black Widow Spider bites in porta potties out on construction sites in West Texas. Some of the incident reports brought a few chuckles. 

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Ticked@TinselTown
1 hour ago, Shaky McSelfie said:

“A Thai teen lived out every man’s worst nightmare after a snake sunk its fangs into his penis while he was on the john.”


Yeah, while this is a bad dream, fangs sunk into my balls is more nightmarish. 😳

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Howsithangin
2 hours ago, Shaky McSelfie said:

“a 4-foot python with its jaws clamped around the tip of his penis.”


And this is how Harris became the head of the ticket. ;)

We can all take the week off.  This has won the internet for a few days!  :biglaugh:

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kestrel
4 hours ago, Shaky McSelfie said:

“A Thai teen lived out every man’s worst nightmare after a snake sunk its fangs into his penis while he was on the john.”


Yeah, while this is a bad dream, fangs sunk into my balls is more nightmarish. 😳

A Serpentine Vasectomy?

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Severian

Mr. Happy! Noooooo!

Be thankful it wasn't a cobra. But sheese.

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