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Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News

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MTP Reggie

Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News
October 15th, 2020
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday.

After seeing account after account tweet out one particularly bad story, CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading "Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats." Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter's servers.

"Red alert -- shut the servers down! Shut them all down!"

Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.

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Kilmerfan

Lol

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Severian
1 hour ago, MTP Reggie said:

Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.

During the recent Equinox we needed to sacrifice a virgin but the only ones we could find were in the IT department, and we needed them to keep the network up an running.

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Ticked@TinselTown

The equivalent of...

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Mrdirt73

Is this the one that Trump fell for?

 

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